To cut a long story short (or a nineteen minute video down to thirty seconds or so)… You feel you have been harassed by a guy at your allotment in London. You made a report to a local police station, and they clearly have no interest whatsoever in helping you with this problem. If you want the Metropolitan Police to show some interest, here's what you need to do… Male a post on any social media network, describing the guy and writing anything he may find vaguely offensive or upsetting. Within a few hours, half a dozen police officers will be banging on your front door, dressed up in their trendy little SWAT outfits. In a heartbeat, they will arrest you and arrange for you to be imprisoned. End of problem.
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To cut a long story short (or a nineteen minute video down to thirty seconds or so)…
You feel you have been harassed by a guy at your allotment in London. You made a report to a local police station, and they clearly have no interest whatsoever in helping you with this problem.
If you want the Metropolitan Police to show some interest, here's what you need to do…
Male a post on any social media network, describing the guy and writing anything he may find vaguely offensive or upsetting. Within a few hours, half a dozen police officers will be banging on your front door, dressed up in their trendy little SWAT outfits. In a heartbeat, they will arrest you and arrange for you to be imprisoned. End of problem.