Had family over. Buncha 10-13 year olds in the group. Found this shoved in the couch. I'm at a loss for words. I'm so irrationally angry.

by wwwertdf

28 Comments

  1. Ok_Breakfast5425

    That wasn’t very skibidi of them

  2. moongoddess64

    That’s annoying. I’d talk to their parents about talking to them about destroying other peoples’ property (both the plant and the stain on the couch)

  3. Boring_Science4193

    Send this pic in the family group chat.

  4. Sea-Introduction7979

    when i was younger i carved “fuck you” on an apple with a pen, i knew i had to hide the evidence so i placed it perfectly on-top of our trash can…. safe to say they found it 😂 my parents still laugh about it till this day, 15 years later 😅

  5. HibernatingHussy

    I understand impulse control is at an all-time low at that age. I remember doing turdly things then, too.

    but I’d still be mad about this for a solid year.

  6. Conscious-Jacket-758

    Not even the plant is spared wow

  7. Shjadee_

    I get your anger lmao especially since it’s a Hoya which are not the fastest growers, especially the big/fat leaf ones. 10 laps around the house for every leaf the kid touches in the future /jk

  8. dreamlessfin

    Anger is not irrational OP. It’s destruction of property, disrespectful of life, and also disrespectful of your things.

  9. Ok_Meet_832

    First of all, fck them kids. Second, looks like you could still pot it up and save it. If it works, do that and give it to whatever kid is the culprit for next year’s gift.

  10. BreweryRabbit

    Have you considered turning said offspring into fertilizer for your much quieter and greener offspring?

  11. bluecedarood

    lol at first i thought you were saying that the hate the band the offspring. i was very confused for a moment

  12. TiredDadCostume

    Folks can throw hate at my generation for “69” and “420” but I wasn’t carving it in peoples plants

  13. Radio4ctiveGirl

    Oh I laughed thinking they were younger. Maybe a discussion with their parents is in order. That’s old enough to know better than to mess with people’s stuff.

  14. PetrockX

    Please ensure you involve yourself with all their cringey slang from here on out. Make it very uncomfortable for them.

  15. Emotional-Suit9863

    They would be banned from my house altogether. If they can’t respect the rules, they’d better stay out.

  16. forestfriend93

    Not the gen alpha leaf 😭😭😭 frickin kids

  17. meganam38

    10-13 is wayyyy too old for this behavior. My nieces and nephews would know not to destroy someone else’s property. Two of them are EIGHT! Maybe a 5 year old but still, this is wild to me. I would definitely let the parents know. This is a teaching opportunity.

    If the parents don’t want to teach their kids responsibility or accountability, I fear what kind of older teenagers they will become.

  18. ReadingSad3238

    This is why I don’t have kids and also hate people in my space.

    Ugh

  19. Alfhiildr

    Make sure to call them and say “Skibidi 6-7 Rizzmas, no cap.” We embraced the slang at my elementary school and now the kids are usually more embarrassed to say it.

  20. kitschell

    they thought they ate but they didn’t even 6-7 🙄 OP I’m seconding the zombie leaf idea, I’d also recommend bringing this up to their parents

  21. JuniperandTea

    Thank you for the birth control post

  22. The_Count_Lives

    Pretty neat writing for a 10 year old.

    I don’t know many pre-teens writing in Small Caps.

  23. Silentium_Universi

    Every plant lover should be suspicious of pets and kids.

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