Image for homeowners from Walmart, HD or Lowe’s (correct product for correct lawn type).
Vvector
Mow it low then spray paint it
presaging
Download the iNaturalist app, identify the weeds. Buy appropriate weed killer, a good broadcast spreader. Buy new lawnmower blades as the current ones are dull. Aerate, machine or step on tool, to allow the soil to energize the aerobic fungus to create more nutrients. That’s really your best shot for a 3 day venture.
Electrical_Report458
2,4-D?
rawbface
Why do you need to? It’s fine. It’s green and recently mowed.
There are weeds. So what? It’s functional and alive. The yard is accessible, you can play football in it, have a catch, let the dogs run around, etc.
There is nothing you can do in 3 days that won’t get destroyed by your in-laws in 3 weeks. Making any meaningful improvement to this lawn would take a month minimum, unless you get sod put down.
Next-East6189
Go to liquor store. Buy a 25$ bottle of whiskey. Drink it. Now lawn looks fine and you won’t care anymore. Problem solved.
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Image for homeowners from Walmart, HD or Lowe’s (correct product for correct lawn type).
Mow it low then spray paint it
Download the iNaturalist app, identify the weeds. Buy appropriate weed killer, a good broadcast spreader. Buy new lawnmower blades as the current ones are dull. Aerate, machine or step on tool, to allow the soil to energize the aerobic fungus to create more nutrients. That’s really your best shot for a 3 day venture.
2,4-D?
Why do you need to? It’s fine. It’s green and recently mowed.
There are weeds. So what? It’s functional and alive. The yard is accessible, you can play football in it, have a catch, let the dogs run around, etc.
There is nothing you can do in 3 days that won’t get destroyed by your in-laws in 3 weeks. Making any meaningful improvement to this lawn would take a month minimum, unless you get sod put down.
Go to liquor store. Buy a 25$ bottle of whiskey. Drink it. Now lawn looks fine and you won’t care anymore. Problem solved.