[Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] I’ll meet you down at the garden shop, said the man in the white Stson hat. I parked out front in a dirt parking lot and asked the man where the hoes are at. He said, “You want a hoe or a dirtied hoe?” I said, “I’m not sure. What have you got?” He said, “It all depends on what you’re using it for.” Some are made for dirt, some are not. He said, “We got your pointed hoes and your flat hoes and your square hoes and your long hoes and your wide hoes and your short hoes and your high hoes. And if you want a dirty home, we got your long dirty ho and your wide dirty ho and your short dirty ho and your high dirty ho. [Music] I said, “Well, what’s your personal favorite?” He said, “I like a long one with a big white head. The one I like is standing right behind you.” I turned around and saw my exgirlfriend. He said, “Your pointed hoes and your flat hoes and your square hoes and your long hoes and your wide hoes and your short hoes and your high hoes. Even if you want a dirty hole, we got your long dirty hole and your wide dirty hole and your short dirty hole and your high dirty home. [Music] He said, “You want a hole or a dirty hole?” I said, “I’m not sure. What have you got?” He said, “It all depends on what you’re using it for. Some are made for dirt, some are not. [Music]
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