Oh yeah. Pretty sure this is me. I’m learning, though!
cuntsack242
🤣 Lucky I’ve got a green thumb, never bothered with indoor plants tho.
My best mate was heaps into the indoor devil’s ivy etc, then she died suddenly 🙄 her partner like “yeah, I can’t look after all these. I’m giving away a lot of them. BUT I’m giving away the hardest to look after ones first, so someone else can feel bad about killing my dead missus’ plant”
Solid logic there. I’m sure many of them now look like that picture lol. The ones I have are very happy, my grandma came over and saw them. “Oh you should cut it there and take lots of cuttings!” I didn’t have the heart to tell her I don’t want them and didn’t ask for them! I just fucking have them now. And three dragon fruit outside that dead mate was gonna make me a pallet trellis for 🙄
Fucking I don’t want these, they’re invasive if they get out. They taste like water. They take up too much useable space in the morning sun on the west side… Fgsfds. But I can’t get rid of them, like the fucking canna lilly mum gave me 😐
stanley_leverlock
Whenever my girlfriend picks up a rosemary plant at a store I wait until she’s not looking and I lean in to the rosemary and whisper to it “I’ll do my best, I promise, but I’m sorry, if the credit card transfer is approved, you are marked for death.”
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Oh yeah. Pretty sure this is me. I’m learning, though!
🤣 Lucky I’ve got a green thumb, never bothered with indoor plants tho.
My best mate was heaps into the indoor devil’s ivy etc, then she died suddenly 🙄 her partner like “yeah, I can’t look after all these. I’m giving away a lot of them. BUT I’m giving away the hardest to look after ones first, so someone else can feel bad about killing my dead missus’ plant”
Solid logic there. I’m sure many of them now look like that picture lol. The ones I have are very happy, my grandma came over and saw them. “Oh you should cut it there and take lots of cuttings!” I didn’t have the heart to tell her I don’t want them and didn’t ask for them! I just fucking have them now. And three dragon fruit outside that dead mate was gonna make me a pallet trellis for 🙄
Fucking I don’t want these, they’re invasive if they get out. They taste like water. They take up too much useable space in the morning sun on the west side… Fgsfds. But I can’t get rid of them, like the fucking canna lilly mum gave me 😐
Whenever my girlfriend picks up a rosemary plant at a store I wait until she’s not looking and I lean in to the rosemary and whisper to it “I’ll do my best, I promise, but I’m sorry, if the credit card transfer is approved, you are marked for death.”
lmao