not sure why no one is buying from my gloomy New England farm stand today

by maybeafarmer

9 Comments

  1. BigBennP

    You have to cosplay as police investigator Johnny Depp if you want people to show up.

  2. AylosWrestler

    They don’t want to be the fertilizer for next year’s crops? 🤣

  3. TheVillage1D10T

    Didn’t know there were farm stands in Silent Hill…

  4. deadghostsdontdie

    Pyramid head is hiding around the corner, or something

  5. Notoriouslyd

    10/10 wouldnt mind being murdered there, I’d try it

  6. Plenty-Action-22

    That’s the place you’d go to get stabbed!

  7. emptygroove

    Seriously, this is a paragraph from a Stephen King story.

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