Minecraft but You can Farm Anything

Minecraft but You can Farm Anything

You’ve heard of mining and you’ve heard of crafting, but have you heard of farming? Well, how about farming anything? Yes, and not just hoe and water farming. I’m talking about villager tractors, diamond nursing actuators, and even tea and trees. In my garden, I’ll grow anything. Maybe even myself. And it all starts with the Auto Ho 3000. What’s this thing do, you might ask? H. Well, let’s find out together. All right, place you down. Oh, look at this. Wa, it’s automatically tilling. This is incredible. Oh, good. It’s planted sticks. Nature’s most delicious crop. Level one, 0% rarity. What the heck is that about? Oh, look. My my plants are growing. My sticks have come to fruition. I wonder if it has to do with the level here. Level one, plant sticks. Uh, level two. It’s absolute chaos, probably. Do I have to wait for it to uh farm up the sticks itself? No, I can just break them, too. Honestly, the coolest thing is it doesn’t seem like it actually needs any water or anything to plant these sticks either. Ooh, level two. Ah, wait. So, if we just let it keep farming for a while, it just levels up on its own. That’s useful. Oh my goodness. We’re starting to plant wood, too. That’s a serious step up. There’s like uh 16 sticks in one single oak log. So, talk about efficient. And so, what do we get for Oh my goodness. We got six logs from one single patch. Oh, and no kidding. Is it growing chickens? Oh, they This isn’t a chicken. This is a a watering chicken. This machine will rotate shooting water around it. Oh, making crops grow faster. Nice. Oh, we got a couple of them already popping off. All right. And more than enough wood to get a nice farmhouse going at some point. But let’s split one of these guys down. Look at you. Oh. Oh, wow. Always like those like tilting birds that you put on your desk or something. Oh, goodness gracious. He sprung a leak. Okay. He’s growing chicken carcasses. Ladies and gentlemen, the chicken, part burned, part can. All chaos. Looks like it’s planting down wheat, too. Okay, now I’ve seen literally everything. Uh, my crops thriving. My sanity, not so much. Okay, so doesn’t look like these chickens cause farmland to appear, but we we practically have infinity wood. I don’t mind sparing some resources to help out my fellow man or or bird. Ah, there you go, buddy. Much better yet. automatically hydrates all the water around it, too. And it’s growing feathers. He’s like, I’ll keep growing these crops feather, you like it or not. I got to say, though, farm upkeep’s going to be difficult with them growing this fast. I have to keep clearing the crops by hand here. Oh my gosh, it’s growing hoes, too. I didn’t realize you were expecting. This is incredible. Well, hey, meet your cousin, my boys. Enjoy. Oh, hey, it’s another auto ho. Oh, heck yeah. I was wondering how we were going to get more of these. There we go. All nice and set up. Now, I want to get some water buggage just in case the chickens ever decide to call mutiny on me. And perfect. Got enough iron. Got some chicken cooking. And hey, now we can make our bucket. And wo, hold on a second. Hey, my chicken leveled up. A looks like my hoe did, too. Ooh, it’s growing new things. New types of carcasses. But it’s only at 50% rarity. So, well, we’ll get you some water and get you nice and drought. There’s a whole there’s a whole river over. What the heck? Okay. Who drank the entire river? Oh, no, man. None of my chickens are busted. How am I supposed to level them up if they can’t spit water in circles? It’s the key to leveling up. You didn’t know that? I do it all the time in real life. If editing did their job, that looked awesome. Hm. There’s got to be more going on here. Surely my two chickens wasn’t enough to take out this whole river. I say we do a little investigation. We travel light. Don’t worry, little guys. I’ll be back real soon. If I find out who messed with my chickens, I’m going to get pretty foul. Dude, I must have traveled like 200 blocks now. This river is entirely drained. Oh, what the heck is that? Hopefully the river authority. What else they got? Scarecrows. Some sort of yellow. Oh, a pillager. Wo! Oh my gosh. Holy cow, that is a big structure. Oh my gosh, it’s a giant dam. The pillagers are behind this. I’d have never thought. Hey man, can I’m trying to do like a scene. Could you not? Oh gosh, he’s got an arrow. Ren, yell. This wire is coming from the dam here. Does this building have something to do with it? Okay, boys. Could you keep attacking each other, please? No. Got to move. Breathe, Crafty. Breathe. You’ve bought a moment of reprieve. They’re smart enough to drain an entire river and dumb enough to not know how to open doors. Well, we’ll take that. Anyways, what’s that sound? What? What the Oh, no way. Is this why the pillagers drained the dam? So they could power these automation farms? It’s all beginning to make sense now. Those dastardly villagers are trying to pull a fast one on me, get in the way of me making my own farms. Well, I say not today. Oh, brutal way to go there, buddy. What’s even worse is the pillagers don’t know the half of how these farms work, man. You don’t need water to power these things. They work entirely on their own. Oh, and quite efficiently at that. Don’t mind if I do. They’re called AFK farms. And there’s over 20 different types of them. Plus, they work while your game is paused or even when you’re offline completely. Man, I didn’t realize these pillagers had such good taste. And if you have good taste, you’ll scan the QR code and get some AFK farms of your own. Or you can be like me and just steal one from the pillagers. Speaking of pillagers, you’re mine. I need to shut down that dam as soon as possible. And I’m not going to let any old pillagers get in the way. Yeah, on guard. Hya. How like inside the dam anyways? Is there like Oh, staircase. Perfect. Run, run, run. Should have brought more bread. Oh, hopefully this is the way up. Come on. They’re going to shoot me off the ladder, man. Please, Mr. Pillager. Are they Is he climb? He’s climbing up the ladder. Oh my goodness. I’ve I’ve I’ve literally never seen that before. Come on, man. There’s got to be like a power switch or something on this dam. I don’t see anything. Bob and weave. Crafty. Juke them. Juke them. Oh, down here. Go down quick. Ow. I think I lost him. Thank goodness, man. That was close. Okay, where do I shut off a giant anti-water device? Hello. Oh, easy shutdown sequence. Oh, am I kidding, man? I’m probably going to need an engineering brain to turn this thing off. Cutting wires, entering passcodes. Is that a big red button? Redstone torches. Wire leading into it. Yep, that that’s a big button. Well, I don’t know what it does, but say no more. I see button. I jump on it. Oh, what was that? A drought averted. That’s what that was. I thought it was sounded more like an explo. Yep, that was definitely an explosion. Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness. Easily top five red buttons I’ve pressed. Yeah. Yeah. See, look. All the water’s back. Yep. Back to watering. Good as new. Ah, it looks like a couple of them leveled up on the way, too. Oh, except the straggler over here. Come on, chicken boy. So, it looks like all the crops stopped uh planting new ones cuz it was all filled up and Oh, I didn’t. I thought I heard something. That leveled up, too. Okay. Well, that be Oh, and I broke it. Oh, boy. Then, please, chicken, please be level three when I put you back. Oh, no. Are you serious? I was just trying to farm some crops, man. not break it down. Talk about bad cluck. Oh, wait. Where are you? Oh, adorable baby. Tiny villagers attached to something. Wait, is it a tractor? Oh, this must be the next farm. Hold on a second. And he wasn’t done growing yet. I just murdered four villagers. Yeah, this one looks fully grown. Let me see. There we go. It is villager tractor. Well, Mr. Villager, I’m glad I didn’t accidentally snuff out your live. Look at him down there. Adorable. Let’s see what you’re made of, man. In action, we have two farms. The tractor, which we’ll put right here. There you go. Oh, is he like raking the ground or something? That’s very cool. The villager tractor powered by questionable labor laws. They don’t look exactly efficient, my guy. Uh maybe I could till the ground for you. I’m pretty sure we’ve got a hole planting over here somewhere. Yeah, let’s help you out a little bit. There we go. Looking much better now. Hopefully that starts planting something. Ooh, it’s it’s planting tools. That is the last thing I was expecting. Let’s see where There we go. All right, we got a watering chick this well. We’re going to need you to have some company, my boy. Otherwise, your farmland’s going to keep breaking on down. Y’all, can we get shovels from this? Fishing rods? More hoes? They’re growing a little slow, though. What about this other farm? You got the AFK fish farm that we could do? Plants on farmland, sand, or stone? But will the other AFK farms that you can get on the Minecraft marketplace uh work a little differently? These must be the pillager variant. Yeah, level one here. Ah, check it out. It’s growing fish in a very peculiar way. Actually, it’s growing a few different things. Oh, and it leveled up very quickly. We got lily pads, puffer fish. Wow, they plant shells, too. Ooh, bone meal. Hey, that could be useful for making the other farms get grown faster. Oh, it leveled up, too. Wait, this one’s 33% rarity. And if my math is mathing, probably not. I think that might mean it goes past level three. Oh, we got to level you up quick, my boy. You can do this, man. I trust in you. And with our bone meal we’ve got here, we can make it grow even faster. Oh, and I’m out of it. Okay. Oh, hey, my fish farm’s reaching over here, too. Oh, and it’s leveled up. Nice. At this rate, we’re going to be able to get to all these farms real quick. And maybe I really can see if I’ll be able to grow myself at some point. I could use the farm hand. You know, getting all these crops on my own is starting to take a little bit out of me. Oh, here we go. Here’s something new. What is this thing? Okay, crafty. Resist the temptation to just uproot it. I don’t know if it’s fully grown yet. Or wait, I got my bone meal. Actually, we could try and speed it up by doing that. No, I think it just grew. Oh, please. Please be enough. Come on. No. Here we go. We got another one going, too. All righty. Also, I found out you can actually pause these things if you want to. This guy looks nice and grown. I used Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, think we have the second one planting. Please be grown. Yes. Finally. Thank goodness. A harvesting site. Summon scythe blades that swing around. Oh my goodness. Look at that. It automatically harvested all. Oh boy. Things just got serious. I’m about to unlock my inner farmville with this one. Hi, look at that. All in one fell swoop. Oh, and my tractor leveled up to level four. Does that mean there’s another thing we can get from it, too? Better than infinite stone tool so far. Oh, there’s a new one. Growing honeycombs. Delicious. I like cereal. Speaking of cereal, who win? You’re wedies, man. Are you good to harvest? No. Okay, still got to grow. I get it. Puberty can be an emotional thing for people, but all four of you angry. Okay, you’ll just have to talk to your parents about that one. Oh, it’s ready. Look, where are you? And lo, they are angry cactus. Plants crops on sand. Oh, I got my farm over here. I don’t know if I have enough room. Uh, we might need to find a new area to put this guy down. All right, this should be as good a spot as any. We got a nice little base set up for our cactus farm observance. Yeah, take some steam. Blow up some steam, my boy. You still need to level up a little bit. So, hopefully you grow emotionally alongside your levels. Oh, and you are already beginning to grow. What do we got here? Sand. A little redundant. Uh, red sand. Ooh, nice twist, I guess. Uh, bones. Lots of dead lifeless things. Makes sense given your demeanor. Don’t worry, dude. Be happy. You’ll be able to help all the other farms grow way faster. I mean, we’re going to get so much bone meal from this. It’s ridiculous. I know what’ll cheer up. A nice satisfying swipe. And yeah, here we go. Look at that. Incredible. Another one for good measure. Did that do it? Uh, no. Oh, we leveled up. All right. Well, you’re at least you’re not too angry to play ball. Otherwise, I was worried we wouldn’t be able to keep getting our farms. I’m trying to grow myself here, you know. Ow. What the heck? Anger problems. Hey, man. I wasn’t suggesting I was just simply here to use you, man. Okay. He’s he is strong. Oh, he’s growing sugar cane. See, there’s some life in you, man. You just got to keep cool. Come on, man. I’m trying to help. Ow. No. What is he not like salads or something? Come on, man. It wasn’t an insult. Okay. Okay. Yeah, keep going up up up. Okay, just a few more to grab. There we go. I think we got everything. I just got to calm him down. I’m trying to calm the cactus. What? Ow. What has my life become? Well, if I can’t use words to reason with him, I may need to try some other options. How about I plant a nice little flower garden for you, dude? There you go. Feeling much better now? You got a lovely view around your boy there. You love the view. You’re into it. You love it. You’re Ow. Okay. Maybe something sweet will make him sweet. Hey. Ow. Okay. And whether you not like candy either. There you go, buddy. Ow. Okay, none of this is working. Wait, I’ve got it. I think old Grumpy just needs a few friends. I’ve heard rumors they can help cheer people up. Well, at least he started growing some of his own friends. Angry Cactus place down. Oh, true love found. Well, I was just trying to get you some friends. This isn’t like a swipe right to match kind of thing. But hey, let’s keep it interesting. Now there’s four of you. There we go. Well, speaking of swiping, let’s clear the area so that these boys can get leveling up and I can get my next farm. Hey, this looks like it could be from some of the pyramids. Yeah, we’re getting all sorts of desert related things. Is it growing gold? It’s It is growing gold. Well, there goes the economy unless I tell no one. Guys, if you’re watching this, I’ll need you to leave a comment saying crafty. I won’t tell a soul. If you do that, I’ll let you in on some of the loot. Hey, our new farms. There are new farms are growing. Wo! What the heck is this thing? It looks like a creepy spider almost. Let’s see what Oh, okay. Well, he wasn’t fully grown yet. I forget. We got to use the sight that otherwise we might break things. Uh, there we go. We got it. All right. Fully grown. Where are you? There. Pyramid plunderer. I got to see this one. Yeah, there we go. Ooh, big boy. Kind of looks like those oil monsters in real life. Well, what you going to pull up for me, man? Oh, things are growing already. What do we have here? More sand. Riveting. Hm. Looks like it’s mostly pulling up different block types. I’m uh hoping for something more substantive, good sir. It’s really just wanting me to build a pyramid, isn’t it? Well, anything to pass the time, I suppose. Ah, she’s beautiful, isn’t she? Kind of looks like the stacking toys that uh the babies play with. Oh, loot, you might say. Well, the best loot you could ask for. I spent a long time on that. Let’s see how our farm’s doing. Oh, it leveled them fully. I missed the level two level up. Well, let’s make some room for these crops here. Wo! Meanwhile, it started growing chests and gunpowder, too. And I think I saw Yeah, full gold ingots as well. Not bad. Oh, what the heck is this thing growing? TNT. Is that the next farm? Check this out. We’re growing golden apples, too. And TNT. It looks like it may have actually just finished growing. Let’s see. Yep, there we go. We got a tea and tea tree. I mean, farming’s been a blast, but this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. Let’s plant you right in front of the pyramid. Ah, there you go, my boy. Ooh, alive. Kind of frightening. Oh my gosh. Wa. It like drops dynamite sticks from the leaves. Probably stay not too close to it to be honest with you. Oh, is it growing ores as well? I can only imagine the other things it might grow. Diamond perhaps. Oh, okay. Uh, it looks like it might uh grow uh pests. Ah, get away. I’ll sight you. I’ll get you real good. Stay back, boys. You can’t have my crops. Okay. I knew I should have sprayed them with something out there. That’ll do it. That should take care of all of them. Wait, definitely did not. What the heck? Where did all those pests come from? They’re like all over the farms, man. And look, they made the crop stop growing. Are you serious right now? Stay away. Yeah, I don’t have any new crops growing, man. We got to get rid of the rest of those pests. I wonder if they’re back at my main farm. They are. Oh my goodness. No. None of my crops have been growing, man. Are you serious? I’m getting overwhelmed. Stay back. I’ve got a siphon. I’m not afraid to blade you with it. That should be the last one in this area. Did Do we do it? Is that it? We got a few more stragglers. Yeah, we got it. Pesticide. Deploy. What? What did I say? Words. Well, either way, my boy, you’re in good hands now. Back to dropping bombs in Minecraft. Oh, and it leveled up, too. Okay, now what are you going to grow for me, huh? Maybe a spine. I knew you could have taken those guys out. You literally grow explosions. What do you got? You’re growing buckets. Coal. I’ve got some new things growing. Oh, what are you? Wa, it’s growing a volleyball net. That doesn’t sound right. What could this be? Patience, Crafty. The harvest will come soon. Actually, add the power of editing. Go. There we go. What do we have here? The lava dripper. Plants crops on stone. Ah, well, this looks as good a spot as any. All right, let’s set down this lava dripper. Yeah. Wo! Check this thing out. It’s a It’s kind of like a coffee maker, but for Milton Rock. And it’s already spawning new gold and was copper. Lots of coal. Wish I had this bad boy for my mining adventures. Shoot, man. Do I have enough wheel clearance? Let’s see. Looking good. looking. Oh, I was skirting the line right there. What about on this side? Are we in the clear? Perfect. Got to make sure that this farm is running without a hitch. Yeah, and it is quite efficient, dude. I can make the ultimate gold armor with all this stuff. I made gold apples, but we’re kind of sitting pretty on those. All right, let’s set up a little base of operations real quick. Couple chests. Make sure we got enough room for all our goodies and a little outfit swap. Never hurt anybody. Yeah. Ah, fresh. Hey, the farm leveled up, too. Oh gosh, we got to make room for some of the new crops. Come on now. Get we on down, boys. It’s time for some fresh glute the or places. Oh, hey, nice. Some enchantment fodder. We’ve got some red stone. Still don’t know how all that works, but also, did I mention this dripping hot lava is quite painful when it goes above my head? Oh, I’m good now. Well, I’m pretty sure we can farm paper from one of our earlier farms. So, between paper, wood, and all this lapis lazuli, we’ll be able to get an ultimate enchantment table going for when I eventually am able to grow myself. Well, I don’t exactly have evidence that I’ll be able to grow myself, but this is a farm anything video after all. So, in theory, I should be able to plant myself in the ground and have my own clone. And hello, angry boys. What do you strike or something? How come you’re not platting up things, man? Well, it’s all good. I’m pretty sure I stored the paper in this uh base here anyway, so we should be good to take care Oh, but we have sugar cane. We can turn that into paper. Plenty of leather. And we’re in business now. Check out all these books, dude. Ah, finally get some good reading in. That was the original farming. Farming knowledge. Oh no, I forgot I don’t have diamonds or obsidian yet for the enchantment table. Oo, but we did get a level three. Maybe our farm here will give us the old trigger and spot in some diamonds for us. Grow away, my boy. I’m making room. Ooh, it’s growing iron and amethyst. The no diamonds yet. Oh, wait. Is that diamonds right there? That’s not diamonds. What is it? A portal? Is it the portal to the diamond dimension? That sure be convenient. Come on, grow, little buddy. I promise to water you and to nourish you and to give you light. Is that it? Are we good now? Collect. What do we have here? Allayer. Did I read that correctly? Auto harvest items. Oh, I got to see this. All right, my boy. Get to harvest. It is. Oh my goodness. This is incredible. I am so excited about this. Yes. Yes. Get farming, my boy. Good. Not good. Mechanical failure. I just put you down, man. Are you serious right now? What am I supposed to do? Wait, it stopped my farm, too. Oh, man. Everything’s broken, including my willpower. Maybe my other farms are still going strong. I got to go check. Please. Please. Oh gosh. Come on. Come on. Come on. No. This one’s broken, too. Wait, are they all They’ve all stopped. The cactuses aren’t even blowing off steam anymore. No. Oh, come on. They all stopped. Oh. Hey, who’s that? Is it one of the pillagers? Oh, you’re behind this arch. You’re not a pillager. Oh, is this a mechanic? Oh, he said, “Uh-huh. Okay, well, I’ll take that as a sign of yes.” Uh, hey, Mr. Would you come with me? Yeah. Oh, hey, look. He’s fixing it up. Oh, yeah, man. At work. Oh, yeah. Dance party is in order. I agree. Uh uh uh uh. There we go. Yeah. Don’t forget under the wings, too, while you’re at it. And gets a little musty under there. He’s like, “Hello, fellow little cousin.” Okay. Well, I don’t I don’t know what he’s doing now. Fix, fix, fix, fix, fix. Just one more after this. This one still looks a little bit broken, but uh I’ll happy to look the other way. Uh if you get my alley away or I’d like to get back to autoh harvesting. And I’ll look at that immediately. Well, good job, my boy. Uh payment wise, um whatever’s on the ground is all yours. Okay. So, if I rent this right, when the portal’s open, it causes items to head its way. But when it’s closed, Yeah. Look, it’s spawning in its own type of crops. juke boxes and candles and um crystals. Oh my. Actually, I just realized there’s two different types of the amethyst. That’s the nice pointy one. And this is the other type of nice pointy one. Looks like it’s having trouble reaching these crops over here. Maybe if I can Oh, hey, it leveled up. All right. Well, we’re making some progress, it seems. What else do you grow apart from wax figures here? Uh, okay. Different types. All right. Sure. Oh, wait. What’s this? It’s Is it growing cookies? That doesn’t sound like a good flavor. Oh, I just heard it. Our lava dripper is level four now, too. I was wondering what was going to happen if it was going to level up or if the mechanic can mess with the wires or something. Hey, this is growing emeralds now. Okay. And some quartz. Wait, and it’s growing another new farm. Wo! Hey, it you got to pull it together. A layaway. Maybe you should take a layaway. You’re kind of slipping behind your lava drip friend here. What the heck could this thing be? Ah, there we go. It finally planted. What do we have here? Gardening vault. Plant crops on budding amethyst. That sounds a little out there. Well, I’m pretty sure if I’ve been Minecrafting correctly, you can only get budding and geodess. I guess we could go find one, but we’ve got portal problems. Okay. Oh, what happened? Oh my goodness, that is pathetic. Wow, he’s growing the cookies with his tear. A What’s the matter, Cookie Wizard? You got problems? Yeah, me too. You’re not the only one. Don’t worry, buddy. I’ll cherry up. Uh um how does one cheer up in delay? Don’t worry, buddy. I got the perfect solution. Hey uh editor, could you like edit away his tears and add some sparkles to his face? Well, that didn’t work. I don’t know. Maybe some words of affirmation. Hey, man. You’re not blue because you’re sad. You’re blue because you’re legendary. I would know. Wait, I know what will do the trick. Some nice cow leather. There you go. Is that uh Gosh? Well, shoot, man. I don’t know. Can you give me a hint or something? You got cookies and uh candles somewhere in there. Juke boxes. What is it? Your birthday or something? Yeah, it must be your birthday. Well, I’m pretty sure I saw a cake in here. Let’s see. Oh, yep. We got one cake. All right. Well, one cake’s all you need. A candle, perhaps. We’ll put a candle on. There you go. All right. Right. Well, not to worry. We got our hands on some flint right here. Thank you, TNT. There you go. Happy birthday, my boy. I worked. The portal’s back in action. Our LA is feeling uh ellayed. Ah, we got a level up there, too. Heck yeah, man. Things are moving up now. Well, let’s see what we get from our level three farm. It’s growing ender pearls. Oh, we’re starting to get some good stuff now. Are those Wait, wait a second. Are those wind charges? We got some OP stuff growing in. Oh, and it’s starting to grow cake now. That’s pretty sweet. You get it? Anyways, we need to start figuring out how to get budding at Oh, hey. Well, that figured it out. Well, thank you, level three. Uh, you just made my job a heck of a lot easier. We’ll just collect some more of you. All right, that should be good. We’re kind of crowded down here. Why don’t we take things back to where it all started? Not going to lie, I’m getting pretty eager to see what this farm grows. And getting pretty eager to grow my own crafty buddy, but with any luck. Ah, this should do it. Oh. Whoa. Ominous. Oh, I was just kidding, man. You’re not threatening at all. You just look like the CEO of Yapping. We’re growing arrows, rotten flesh, spawn eggs, uh, budding crystals, dancing zombie eggs. Sure, I’m not going to ask any questions. Hey, zombie, you want in on some action? Hey yo, now I can spawn you just to kill you. That’s not messed up at all. It’s called the circle of life, my boy. Wa, you leveled up pretty quickly. Level two already. Well, you got some new goodies for me. And we got some spawn eggs. I’ve seen those before. Ooh, creeper spawn eggs, too. Oh man, this farm’s a blast. What’s up, crepos? You want to see something cool? I can blow you up. Hey, either this farm can grow gunpowder or uh we got the creepers a little too close to the blast. Nope. Gunpowder confirmed. Oh my gosh. Wow. Level three already. Well, things are moving quite quickly now. Blaze rods. Blaze spawn eggs. Slime spawn eggs. Oh, were you out? Excuse me. Try to harvest your crops, man. Oh, that one was done. I didn’t think it was. All right, let’s see. What do we get for the diamond nursing act? Oh, gosh dang it. Ooh, this one needs budding amethyst, too. Where did I drop all those guys? All right, here we go. Time to put you down. Oh, he’s growing stuff fast, aren’t you? Emeralds, diamonds. Wa! What is going? Oh my goodness. What is this animation? This thing looks awesome, man. And it’s only at level one rarity. We got rainbow diamonds, red, green, yellow, the whole story. That’s incredible. Oh, and it leveled up again already, man. This thing is growing so fast. We got to start harvesting to make room for more crops. Dude, we got diamonds. I’m so happy right now. We can finally get our enchantment going. Oh, we got level three. 99% rarity. What a tease. Holy cow, it’s starting to croak diamond blocks, too. I am literally rich. Is that a dragon egg? It’s growing dragon eggs. Well, now I’ve seen everything. No. Well, almost everything. There it is. 100% rarity. Oh, heck yeah, man. What do I get from this? I don’t know. Come on. Plant already. Come on. I can’t wait. The suspense is killing me. We’re getting totems. We’re getting red stone. H. We got crafty. Yes, it’s true. I literally can grow myself. So, I’m growing a lot of myself. Hey, I got a little video competition now, it seems. Oh my goodness. I’m so excited. Are you ready to be harvested yet, my boys? Not those. How about over here? Anything? Come on. Did we get one? Oh, I’d say they grow up so fast, but this is ridiculous. Come on. Now, we got a funny shot looking around. It’s like I’m just a giant crafty amongst a village of other tiny little crafties. Oh, well, they just grow once they’re fully. What is that? Oh my gosh, we got little crafties all over the place. Grow, my boys. Grow. Let the harvest continue. This is incredible. We’ve literally grown myself. All right, boys in unison. Thanks for watching, everybody. Don’t forget to subscribe and we’ll see you in the next one. Bye-bye.

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0:00 Minecraft but You can Farm Anything
1:30 Watering Chick-can
3:10 Drought!
5:25 Attacking the Pillager Dam
7:25 Villager Tractor and AFK Fish Farm
9:40 Harvesting Scythe
10:42 Angry Cactus
13:23 Pyramid Plunderer
14:25 TNTree
16:09 Lava Dripper
18:42 Allay-Awayer and Mechanical Failure
21:25 Portal Problems
23:15 Gardening Vault
24:20 Diamond Nursing Actuator