Local plant shop lists this for 8,900€. Never seen or heard of it before – thought id share it with you nerds. Anyone happen to have one in a mature state? Would love to see some pics
This thing looks sick. I don’t mean that in the positive way
KomischePixarLampe
Eww looks like the monstera version of the pothos spinach thrips (shangri la)
YesInquisitor
Why is it buried so deep and why is every petiole tied to a stake????
jucaarm
At some point it becomes to much! Gtfoh that shit looks ugly
Impressive-Product58
🤔. I’m that plant mom who would put that baby in the shower, check it for bugs and watch it grow. I think it has potential.
Conscious_Occasion
That price tag is nuts.
Actaeon7
I would end its suffering.
Street_Mushroom5938
BFFR
anonknightx
i think its beautiful op these people are just mad they dont have an adorable plant
memedilemme
I love it! I can’t wait to have one in 2-3 years.
Gloomy_Candy_9620
I kinda like it because I like the weird plants for some reason, interested to see what it looks like mature.
TurtleTurtleFTW
“Yeah, so interestingly this breed of dog actually doesn’t have legs by design so you’ll need to carry him, but he’s just so adorable. Also there’s the issue of how his lungs don’t work to bring in air like a normal dog so you’ll have to make sure his breathing pump stays charged at all times. And he’s on a significant number of medications as well, but it’s all worth it because they’re just the most amazing dogs…”
Stop, you had me at “they don’t have legs” I’ll take a dozen of them
So *fancy* 😍
percbish
This whole thread has me in stitches 😹🫠
5ammas
Why is the emergent leaf covered by a velcro strip?!? Da FUCK? There is no way this is a listing by a professional grower. Are you sure it’s a legit local nursery OP or could this be a scam?
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This thing looks sick. I don’t mean that in the positive way
Eww looks like the monstera version of the pothos spinach thrips (shangri la)
Why is it buried so deep and why is every petiole tied to a stake????
At some point it becomes to much! Gtfoh that shit looks ugly
🤔. I’m that plant mom who would put that baby in the shower, check it for bugs and watch it grow. I think it has potential.
That price tag is nuts.
I would end its suffering.
BFFR
i think its beautiful op these people are just mad they dont have an adorable plant
I love it! I can’t wait to have one in 2-3 years.
I kinda like it because I like the weird plants for some reason, interested to see what it looks like mature.
“Yeah, so interestingly this breed of dog actually doesn’t have legs by design so you’ll need to carry him, but he’s just so adorable. Also there’s the issue of how his lungs don’t work to bring in air like a normal dog so you’ll have to make sure his breathing pump stays charged at all times. And he’s on a significant number of medications as well, but it’s all worth it because they’re just the most amazing dogs…”
Stop, you had me at “they don’t have legs” I’ll take a dozen of them
So *fancy* 😍
This whole thread has me in stitches 😹🫠
Why is the emergent leaf covered by a velcro strip?!? Da FUCK? There is no way this is a listing by a professional grower. Are you sure it’s a legit local nursery OP or could this be a scam?