I’d like to think I am someone to let bygones be bygones. Except for being temporarily banned from r/gardening for posting a picture of my carrot, that I grew, that had what appeared to be two legs and a smaller third leg in the middle with the title “very interesting carrot I picked today”
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hehe penis
How fars the nearest crossing?
/r/mildlypenis
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Very… fertile.
Oh, were there tomatoes in that picture? Penis-like tomatoes? Didn’t see them.
just the opposite – I was thinking man in the boat – for the win!
My eyes are up here.
male tomatoes
You sure you didn’t get the brandyween variety by mistake?
Pretty sure this should be labeled NSFW?? 😂 Those tomatoes seem… Very happy to see you 😂
It’s just shrinkage, it must be cold where you are.
They are happy
They’re growers not showers
Don’t get too happy
NSFW
NSFW 😂😂😂
*Randywine
Quiet limpy… be quiet limpy… everyone has already said it or thought it, limpy…
…..
ARE THOSE TOMATOES IN YOUR HANDS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY AAAAAHHHGGHH sorry… sorry, I’ll never grow up.
Should be NSFW. Pretty randy tomatoes
They have lil ding dongs
I should call him…
is that not bob tomato from veggie tales
https://i.redd.it/2m8mprsj3gpf1.gif
This are….something! 😂😂
Brock Lesnar is that you?
TO-MA-TOES
Sometimes your tomatoes pick you.
Is that a tomato in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
OMG it’s like scrotal edema
https://preview.redd.it/qeeimuw47gpf1.png?width=330&format=png&auto=webp&s=0beeb3cdf7aa8ebb515049b66a48a65ed154cd14
I think your tomatoes got with mine
https://preview.redd.it/mtmdufb77gpf1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dfe37fcab2cbe90cad47b35d092a32935ffdd72
I’d like to think I am someone to let bygones be bygones. Except for being temporarily banned from r/gardening for posting a picture of my carrot, that I grew, that had what appeared to be two legs and a smaller third leg in the middle with the title “very interesting carrot I picked today”
That’s it and I’ll never let it go lol
eBay $3000
I should call him…
I should call her…