My wife told me no more houseplants. She came home to this new stand and like seven more.

by ShowMeYourBink

37 Comments

  1. EastHuckleberry5191

    It’s not like they’re cats…

  2. mean-mommy-

    ![gif](giphy|3ohhwfwxg4d1h82LxS|downsized)

  3. AbjectAd9946

    I must admit, I have the same issue…

  4. momovich

    Why would she say that? Is she worried for your mental health? Your budget? Is she jealous? You give your plants all of your attention? You should buy her a half gallon of moose tracks ice cream immediately. Tell her you agree with her unconditionally. You have to mean it, though, because she’s probably right. Please tell me where you got the stand. Thank you.

  5. Prestigious-Web-6155

    🤣🤣 my husband rolls his eyes at me when I tell him I’m just looking 👀 love the plant stand.

  6. ConversationLoose502

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  7. B3ndyBee

    Rookie mistake…gotta get her a treat, too!

  8. Outrageous_Simple642

    Just make sure your helping around the home (example wash dishes, cook supper, run her a bath exc. ) and she’ll over look it 😉

  9. Grape_Swisha

    I like your ficus and monstera! (:

  10. AfternoonFar1345

    I’m so glad that my husband loves my plant “habit”!

  11. Key_Piccolo_2187

    I too am spousally prohibited from more plants. I explain that Stalin eventually failed, so will she, and do as I damn well please to with respect to plants.

  12. orange_colored_sky

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  13. greyspurv

    Those are rookie numbers, gotta stack em high!!

  14. sewedherfingeragain

    I got the “arm around {my} shoulder and ‘I love you honey, but sometimes this many plants is overwhelming'” this summer. Hasn’t stopped me yet.

    In fact, so far, it looks like there’s still room for more because I have lost a few or combined some into the same pot.

  15. Ill_Philosopher9528

    Her

    ![gif](giphy|S3ELKVjpsrCGQ)

    Look me in the eyes and tell me you aren’t buying any more plants…

  16. uncagedborb

    Lately PalmStreet has been a drug for me. I’m in no position to keep growing my collection. And yet a wishlist plant always shows up on that app.

  17. Pure-Honey-463

    that’s right that will teach her. let me know if you need any more blankets in the dog house?

  18. Amber_TheRed

    I just entered my plant era this year but I’m single so no one can tell me shit 🎉🥳

  19. GreenMonsterTime

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  20. Puzzleheaded-Cry57

    You must have been getting the wrong plants. I don’t know what a “wrong” plant would be but she must. 

    Edit: pronoun

  21. WhoaDae

    You covered y’all’s pic??? 🤣🤣🤣

  22. adieande

    My wife told me I could buy ONE plant today, I came home with two.

  23. BoneValleyBotanicals

    If you can’t spread out, go up!

  24. Dbadore3

    My husband brings me home plants he thinks I’ll like, and I love it.

  25. Prestigious-Help9506

    My wife just left so now I can make moss poles at the dining table

  26. dazed_alittleconfusd

    To be fair, I’m suuuuure she meant due to limited space but you made *new* vertical space so those plants don’t count.

  27. redditcreditcardz

    Did she say “no more houseplants” or “no, more houseplants” ??

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