I`ve got a case of Old Milwaukee and no plans all weekend.

by zbrillaswamprat

23 Comments

  1. triple_cloudy

    Her: He’s probably cheating on me.

    Him:

  2. MistressLyda

    Who would guessed that composting turns out to be the way to get dudes to hydrate.

  3. ChuddyMcChud

    Women hate how much it takes for men to be happy.

  4. Few-Candidate-1223

    Oh, this reminds me that I do have a pretty steadfast goal to give my compost a gallon of pee a day. 

  5. RecoveringWoWaddict

    Lmfao. “How was your weekend Greg?”
    “Great the wife was away you know how it is, drunk and pissing on food scraps all weekend, fuckin great.”

  6. RolliPolliCanoli

    This is funny as fuck, and also why my husband is required to piss directly on the compost. I’m not cleaning a gd piss bucket lol

  7. GSDNinjadog

    A 30 pack of Natty and you can fill it with 1 AND 2.

  8. Guineakr

    Ya fill up on your blood thinning medication and diabetes meds, plants will love it

  9. DropDownToeHold

    Don’t be jealous guys, but I’ve got a toddler potty training. I’m swimming in the yellow stuff 👑

  10. AdComprehensive2594

    I poured a bottle on my compost this morning!

  11. S_Megma1969

    Menards, ok not a store I see in my region, however that is where you stick your Nards, when the wife is away?

    You do you

  12. OrangeBug74

    No matter how much you piss, you have far too many browns in that pile. I think a decade will be needed to get that composted. Have you turned it yet?

  13. TeamGreenAvengers

    Use it to activate some biochar that’s what I’ve done before lol

  14. Alchemist_Joshua

    Absolutely not. My wife had to pee in a bucket for a full week any and every time. Did not fill more than 2 gallons. A whole week! You got no chance here.

  15. nofatnoflavor

    Yeah well, piss or no piss, that firewood is gonna take _years_ to break down…

  16. tombrady_sitstopee

    I piss that much after a case of light beer during Bills games all the time. The trick is to start drinking before noon.

  17. Thirsty-Barbarian

    A case is not enough. You need 5 gallons of beer for 5 galloons of piss. Simple math.

  18. claytonrwood

    Im am legitimately curious to know if you can fill it in one weekend. For the love of the Compost God’s, please post an update on Monday.

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