We've owned this cactus for years, and recently he's been going mad with growth!

He's at the stage of nearly falling over, we've given him some support (as you can see) but we fear we're going to wake up one morning and he's on his side, down for the count.

What would your recommendations be for either re-potting, chipping him in half(?) or saving some of his babies?

Thanks in advance!

by bigtiddies_r_lyf

34 Comments

  1. lilifuego

    It kinda looks like a monkey tail cactus, I have one and they are meant to hang not be straight up. I have mine in a hanging basket.

  2. snowball_kim

    Oh my! Do you have any tips? How often do you fertilize, and what kind of fertilizer do you use? Would love to know how to grow mine like yours!

  3. Emergency-Ad-3037

    He’s a floppy cactus not a standing one. There’s a lot that are meant to just flop over

  4. Timely-Sock-4273

    See if there is a cat attached in the bottom of the pot??

  5. PreferenceVirtual515

    It doesn’t seem like a monkey tail to me but a Cleistocactus. It’s screaming for light. Usually, it likes to get outside in summer (15-40°C).
    I would recommand to repot it in a bigger clay pot and cut it at 30cm high. Like this, they can grow healthier if they can have better lightning and especially if the pot can go outside.

  6. FamiliarRadio9275

    chop and prop. this guy is actually a Monkey Tail. He wants to hang, not grow vertically. Their “bones” are not as sturdy as a standing variety, that is why it is morphing itself for weight distribution. Edit: I would love a cutting though lol

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  7. PatricksPlants

    This is pretty funny. 😝
    I enjoy the plant community.
    Good on you for keeping it healthy.
    By now you know it ain’t a normal cactus. 🌵

  8. interstellar-cat

    Poor guy is fighting for his life to hang downwards

  9. eaturvegetables

    TDIL some cactuses like to hang!!! love this sub!!

  10. Strong_Satisfaction6

    Stop torturing it is stretching for light

  11. TigardKhaki

    Obsessed with the stitch cat/dog bed honestly but the plant is cool too!

  12. 100HP_Hotrod

    Pretty sure this is a Cleistocactus that is screaming for heat and sun..

  13. Affectionate_Buy8102

    is the pole for emotional support?

  14. Yourbiz69420

    looks like he’s asking to go outside the way he’s staring out the door. probably has to go potty

  15. FootUpstairs2782

    Could you put inside a bigger pot so it’s more centered then fill the outside pot with rocks or something?

  16. Marzipanjam

    I’d go see what it’s pointing at.

  17. Dannysteadman37

    Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough🤣

  18. bright-star

    Sorry but the fact that you used a coir pole for a cactus is so funny to me 😂

  19. Impressive! I wonder if you could chop this up into a bunch of pieces and root them all in a pot? Then you’d have a very full plant you could put in a hanging basket

  20. TurnoverEvening9557

    Looks like you planted your cats tail and it started growing. —-Just saying.

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