People were upset when I got rid of the [Music] greenhouse. And yes, when I landed on my shoulder, that did hurt very bad. But the greenhouse served its purpose. It kept cats off of the grass and it kept snow off the grass. And no snow meant that I kept the grass nice and cozy. It was green all winter long and I was the only one in the neighborhood that got to mow some grass. People said, “Well, you could have used it later on.” Well, it is later on and now it’s warm. Who needs a greenhouse when it’s warm? Oh yes, the neighbors were jealous. And who could blame them? Look at that lush, dark green. The greenhouse worked so well that even though it was still cold after the snow was gone, my grass was green, my neighbors were still dormant. See that dormant Bermuda grass right there? And I’m out here laying stripes and crisping edges like an alpha dad. Now, the next part, this is where it gets kind of painful because this is ryrass. And you have to kill ryrass right when it starts looking its best in the springtime. See there? My neighbor’s Bermuda is no longer dormant because it’s warmed up. But the turf triangle has seen better days. All we need though is some heat and that Bermuda is going to green up like magic.

45 Comments

  1. Is this like an America thing, been obsessed over grass……cuss im British and literally nobody i know cares about their grass

  2. Why did you f**** do that I watch your videos all the time and you got rid of it no I love it that why did you get rid of this 😭😭

  3. bae, why you might want to remake the greenhouse, could sketch her again code again, black Cleary, it's Gabby, I love me a couple years, a couple months after that guy, after that guy be all hard or celebrations, and then when it starts getting colder, you need the green house, that's why you don't break stuff, you know you need again, just fucking called seasons, if you know something scared, if you're smart enough, you should know you always need something does in case you never know if the climate drops down

  4. Genuinely offended that you decided to shovel snow from a little piece of grass but not from your driveway before you drove onto it.

  5. I don't trust anyone who cares about their lawn this month Like go get a different hobby man It isn't the It isn't 10 BC You can have other interests

  6. If you were a real alpha dad you'd give af about the world you leave to your children and you'd grow veggies or a native prairie instead of just trying to keep up/beat the Joneses.

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