are these not just commonly available and straightforward-to-care-for houseplants
Born_Television7297
Straight setup
bmings
Hahahaha what kind of awful prank is this
ghoulsnest
honestly my calathea’s just been chilling in a self watering pot and growing like a freaking weed lol
Amature_Pirate
I have to go home and water my peace lily
lapin-rose
I can’t say I disagree with this graphic.
Velorian-Steel
Here I thought it was September, but it’s clearly April 1st.
YoSpiff
Bwahahaha! I’ve definitely unalived some of those.
fabeeleez
Lmao that prayer plant. This must be some agenda to make people think they’re terrible plant parents
Cautious_Reply_401
Is this a bingo card, because I killed them all
lostinspacecase
Oh look it’s my dead plants bingo card! Just need to buy a money tree and a peace lily to properly fill it out 😂
Arunawayturtle
My parlor palm would like a word with this post but it’s currently busy dying in the corner
KleanQueen
Like…none of these are ‘easy’. What the heck? Lol
How about a nice spider plant or a lovely umbrella tree? 😅
opheliainwaders
The spider plants that have gained sentience and are rapidly taking over my house would like a word.
itsadelchev
I saw an article today on a local news website that recommended Fiddle Leaf Fig and Staghorn fern as “unkillable” plants. I think the author probably likes to hurt people
Fragrant-Way-1354
Peace Lilly my 🍑
Fragrant-Way-1354
Money tree died on me. I can only keep alive, zz, snake, pathos, and succulents if I got sun.
SewCarrieous
several lies detected
tenuredvortex
I work at an office in which, behind a door that’s been locked for several weeks, there is a peace lily. Or at least, there was one.
zback636
I have a dwarf parlor palm, and I also have many Maranta’s (pray plants). They’re in very bright light and love and life. So not sure what this post is about.
Ordinary-Status-5063
I have to give my money trees filtered water or their ends start to fry. That’s not really low maintenance to me but to each their own. 😂
BeRandom1456
I have all but the parlor palm and I think they are all pretty low maintenance for me.
Red prayer plant. 5 feet from west facing window with sheer shade to give filtered light. Bottom Water with distilled water about once every one or two weeks: when top two inches is dry.
Monstera deliciosa: about 10 feet from west facing window. Does get direct sun for a few hours in evening. water when dry. not a a lot of water when I do.
It is growing like crazy.
Money tree. 1 foot away from west facing window. It grew to be 8 ft tall last year and I chopped it back to almost nothing. it has grown back and where I cut it, it has now two branches for each cut. not it is more full looking and grew about 2-3 feet this year.
I water every couple weeks. I give it a good Amount of water but only when it’s pretty dry. Top two inches dry.
peace Lilly: I have killed two before years ago but I think I can handle them now. just plenty of water. They seem to LOVE water and good light. filtered light but a lot of it. all day.
Birds of paradise is a newer one for me. I’ve had it about 4 months and it is 1 foot from west facing window. filtered light.
It seems to like less water than more. so far it’s existing but no real visible change from the day I got it.
I love plants and I can’t get enough.
i really enjoy caring for them and keeping them alive.
Deja-Vuz
Roboticpoultry
My parlor palm, Hank, was great right up until he wasn’t. RIP Hank
Mel_53
My first plant was a red prayer plant and i shit you not I have both overwatered and underwatered her at some point in the learning process and yet she is thriving and has grown and produced flowers every year since I got her🤣
InternalEquipment268
Only plant I have ever found low maintenance is a snake plant. I abandoned one in the bathroom one time and that sucker lived forever
dreadedwheat
Who put that calathea on there?!
Rustycake
Money Trees were not easy to take care of.
I started with 5 twisted and 4 of them got root rot and had to be pulled. I have 1, but its thriving now
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are these not just commonly available and straightforward-to-care-for houseplants
Straight setup
Hahahaha what kind of awful prank is this
honestly my calathea’s just been chilling in a self watering pot and growing like a freaking weed lol
I have to go home and water my peace lily
I can’t say I disagree with this graphic.
Here I thought it was September, but it’s clearly April 1st.
Bwahahaha! I’ve definitely unalived some of those.
Lmao that prayer plant. This must be some agenda to make people think they’re terrible plant parents
Is this a bingo card, because I killed them all
Oh look it’s my dead plants bingo card! Just need to buy a money tree and a peace lily to properly fill it out 😂
My parlor palm would like a word with this post but it’s currently busy dying in the corner
Like…none of these are ‘easy’. What the heck? Lol
How about a nice spider plant or a lovely umbrella tree? 😅
The spider plants that have gained sentience and are rapidly taking over my house would like a word.
I saw an article today on a local news website that recommended Fiddle Leaf Fig and Staghorn fern as “unkillable” plants. I think the author probably likes to hurt people
Peace Lilly my 🍑
Money tree died on me. I can only keep alive, zz, snake, pathos, and succulents if I got sun.
several lies detected
I work at an office in which, behind a door that’s been locked for several weeks, there is a peace lily. Or at least, there was one.
I have a dwarf parlor palm, and I also have many Maranta’s (pray plants). They’re in very bright light and love and life. So not sure what this post is about.
I have to give my money trees filtered water or their ends start to fry. That’s not really low maintenance to me but to each their own. 😂
I have all but the parlor palm and I think they are all pretty low maintenance for me.
Red prayer plant. 5 feet from west facing window with sheer shade to give filtered light. Bottom Water with distilled water about once every one or two weeks: when top two inches is dry.
Monstera deliciosa: about 10 feet from west facing window. Does get direct sun for a few hours in evening. water when dry. not a a lot of water when I do.
It is growing like crazy.
Money tree. 1 foot away from west facing window. It grew to be 8 ft tall last year and I chopped it back to almost nothing. it has grown back and where I cut it, it has now two branches for each cut. not it is more full looking and grew about 2-3 feet this year.
I water every couple weeks. I give it a good Amount of water but only when it’s pretty dry. Top two inches dry.
peace Lilly: I have killed two before years ago but I think I can handle them now. just plenty of water. They seem to LOVE water and good light. filtered light but a lot of it. all day.
Birds of paradise is a newer one for me. I’ve had it about 4 months and it is 1 foot from west facing window. filtered light.
It seems to like less water than more. so far it’s existing but no real visible change from the day I got it.
I love plants and I can’t get enough.
i really enjoy caring for them and keeping them alive.
My parlor palm, Hank, was great right up until he wasn’t. RIP Hank
My first plant was a red prayer plant and i shit you not I have both overwatered and underwatered her at some point in the learning process and yet she is thriving and has grown and produced flowers every year since I got her🤣
Only plant I have ever found low maintenance is a snake plant. I abandoned one in the bathroom one time and that sucker lived forever
Who put that calathea on there?!
Money Trees were not easy to take care of.
I started with 5 twisted and 4 of them got root rot and had to be pulled. I have 1, but its thriving now