When they want to act up casually give vegetables to the dog while staring into thier souls.
om_hi
Oh my god! I intentionally moved all my plants out of my kitchen for this very reason. I noticed them dying and started to wonder why when I realized they had a front row seat to me chopping up their distant cousins.
dinosaur_boots
Years ago when I had an aquarium near the kitchen, I stopped cooking fish. Couldn’t do it.
LoreKeeper2001
That is a DICK MOVE!
tooshpright
Brutal!
55redditor55
Just know this post made me leave the subreddit, enjoy your upvotes.
Odd-Supermarket2470
Ouch! Never thought about it like that !now you put things in my head gawd!
Acceptable_Burrito
Feel the same eating salmon in front of my aquarium.
Sareya
You should read Good Omens. This is a Crowley move.
Groningen1978
All my aroids containing calcium oxalates; “go on mate! try me!”
Evening-Turnip8407
They know they’re mostly all poisonous when ingested. Although, maybe that impresses them more because they don’t know that salad is weaker than them
claspasp
I currently have a dead plant on lit de parade. On one hand i just don’t have the energy to deal with it right now. On the other hand seeing one of their fallen comrades body might just keep the others in check.
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When they want to act up casually give vegetables to the dog while staring into thier souls.
Oh my god! I intentionally moved all my plants out of my kitchen for this very reason. I noticed them dying and started to wonder why when I realized they had a front row seat to me chopping up their distant cousins.
Years ago when I had an aquarium near the kitchen, I stopped cooking fish. Couldn’t do it.
That is a DICK MOVE!
Brutal!
Just know this post made me leave the subreddit, enjoy your upvotes.
Ouch! Never thought about it like that !now you put things in my head gawd!
Feel the same eating salmon in front of my aquarium.
You should read Good Omens. This is a Crowley move.
All my aroids containing calcium oxalates; “go on mate! try me!”
They know they’re mostly all poisonous when ingested. Although, maybe that impresses them more because they don’t know that salad is weaker than them
I currently have a dead plant on lit de parade. On one hand i just don’t have the energy to deal with it right now. On the other hand seeing one of their fallen comrades body might just keep the others in check.