Looks like an apple tree. Unripe fruit and undersized because they weren’t thinned at the “marble” stage. Put your nose close to a fruit and inhale. Should smell like an apple.
SpiritGuardTowz
I don’t know, can you?
Anyway, crabapple, Malus spp. They may be sweet, but odds are they could be very astringent, bitter, sour or bland even. If they are somewhat palatable but not enough for eating directly they can be made into jam, butter or used to flavor water. Just try to avoid the seeds, which while they are of little to no concern in apples the amygdalin can add up fast with smaller fruit with more and bigger seeds.
Independent_Bite4682
I wouldn’t recommend eating those keys, but, I will not stop you.
arcticfox
I find Toyotas to be a bit gamey.
betajunk
you eat anything if you try hard enough
koots68
Low hanging fruit “type joke” incoming!!
W0gg0
Claves raedae Toyotae
tobiasolman
You’re asking the wrong question. You can eat almost anything. The question is: can you survive it?
denvergardener
No don’t eat keys. You’ll get micro plastics and the metal isn’t very digestible.
alayeni-silvermist
“God didn’t make little green apples, and it don’t rain in Indianapolis in the summertime”
Live-Specific1949
Yes, but you’ll have to wait a bit before you can drive again…
Kooky_Werewolf6044
Crab apples. I guess technically you can eat them but they taste god awful.
50Shekel
Probably won’t kill you. But it would definitely upset your tummy/fuck up your movements
anniecet
I used to eat these as a kid. I don’t know why; they are *tart*, generally bitter and not pleasant.
28_raisins
Weird flex, but ok.
kirby83
Minimum check that they are ripe, are the seeds brown? Crab apples are pretty tart
Inevitable-Banana420
Yes, but they taste like ass at best.
fueled_by_caffeine
I find that German car keys tend to taste better than the Japanese ones but maybe that’s just me. Others think they’re the wurst
fishsticks40
Come back when they’re ripe and pickle them in a sugar brine
calash2020
We have crab apples around. Think birds or squirrels must carry the seeds. Very pretty blossoms. But fruit is about the size of a marble.
Picture looks possibly a russet apple.
PutridWar4713
As long as they aren’t made by Toyota, LOL! Great cars!
weedhead52
No, they’re not apples we eat Crab apples or something like that
Littlecivciv
Too late I couldn’t stop my gf from biting them, she says they taste like sour apples
march22ismikesbday
Holy local im from croydon Pa
Nyteflame7
Crab apples? If thats what they are, they won’t hurt you, though our grandparents always warned us that eating to many will give you a stomach ache.
I know some of the older folks back home (I grew up in PA, about 30 minutes out of Harrisburg) would make jelly from them.
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No, those are keys, not edible
Crab apple? Maybe?
Crab apples
Crapples
Looks like an apple tree. Unripe fruit and undersized because they weren’t thinned at the “marble” stage. Put your nose close to a fruit and inhale. Should smell like an apple.
I don’t know, can you?
Anyway, crabapple, Malus spp. They may be sweet, but odds are they could be very astringent, bitter, sour or bland even. If they are somewhat palatable but not enough for eating directly they can be made into jam, butter or used to flavor water. Just try to avoid the seeds, which while they are of little to no concern in apples the amygdalin can add up fast with smaller fruit with more and bigger seeds.
I wouldn’t recommend eating those keys, but, I will not stop you.
I find Toyotas to be a bit gamey.
you eat anything if you try hard enough
Low hanging fruit “type joke” incoming!!
Claves raedae Toyotae
You’re asking the wrong question. You can eat almost anything. The question is: can you survive it?
No don’t eat keys. You’ll get micro plastics and the metal isn’t very digestible.
“God didn’t make little green apples, and it don’t rain in Indianapolis in the summertime”
Yes, but you’ll have to wait a bit before you can drive again…
Crab apples. I guess technically you can eat them but they taste god awful.
Probably won’t kill you. But it would definitely upset your tummy/fuck up your movements
I used to eat these as a kid. I don’t know why; they are *tart*, generally bitter and not pleasant.
Weird flex, but ok.
Minimum check that they are ripe, are the seeds brown? Crab apples are pretty tart
Yes, but they taste like ass at best.
I find that German car keys tend to taste better than the Japanese ones but maybe that’s just me. Others think they’re the wurst
Come back when they’re ripe and pickle them in a sugar brine
We have crab apples around. Think birds or squirrels must carry the seeds. Very pretty blossoms. But fruit is about the size of a marble.
Picture looks possibly a russet apple.
As long as they aren’t made by Toyota, LOL! Great cars!
No, they’re not apples we eat Crab apples or something like that
Too late I couldn’t stop my gf from biting them, she says they taste like sour apples
Holy local im from croydon Pa
Crab apples? If thats what they are, they won’t hurt you, though our grandparents always warned us that eating to many will give you a stomach ache.
I know some of the older folks back home (I grew up in PA, about 30 minutes out of Harrisburg) would make jelly from them.
It’s never a good idea to eat keys.
Not if you’re not planning on walking home