Looks like your mulching? Maybe try bagging your clippings. More sun too. You watering?
djohn109
Maybe because that 70lb dog
dmartin8802
It always is
Silverado_Surfer
Gonna go out on a limb and say you are cutting way too much grass at a time. Letting it somewhat over grow and then cutting it way down is a sure fire way to piss it off. I’d definitely rake up the clippings you have there.
Next time you mow, set the mower deck up so you’re only taking off maybe a 1/3 blade length.
johnnyg08
Not always! 🙂
Randomulus666
Piss
jcoleman10
Because you’re not over there fucking it up
Witty-Perspective
Cutting too short. Also needs more iron and fertilizer
The_Real_Flatmeat
Because you just cut it?
Cut it about 5mm below what you actually want, then raise your hoc up to where you want it and start cutting it there every week. The lawn will come up to the blades and you’ll see the green stuff instead of the brown.
Also, bag it
Blazalott
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Because the grass is always greener on the other side.🤣🤣🤣 I’ll see myself out.
R5Jockey
That’s just the rule. Grass is always greener.
dabstring
Cutting too short
standardtissue
Angle of refraction. Move over there, and the grass on the other side of the fence will look nicer. Works with cars, jobs, boats and wives too.
ChloricSquash
Based on the grass on the patio you aren’t cutting every 5 days.
You have cut enough at once you’re getting into thatch and fragile portions of the younger blade growth. It probably grows slower on the other side of the fence if it the sun has enough time on it in the heat of the day drying out the ground.
JohnnieLawerence
Always has been 🔫
Yeti-Stalker
Your dogs piss likely isn’t helping.
Lexx4
Grass is a narrow leafed plant best viewed from an angle.
Impressive_Rain2877
Maybe the soil composition is softer and allows the mower to sink deeper thus cutting too short.
RWWhitfield
Because the chicken crossed the road….
DalysDietCoke
Maybe because yours grew to tall and you cut the shit out of it. Lots of grass debris in the pic
degggendorf
Because you have big clumps of cut dead grass all over the top of yours
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Looks like your mulching? Maybe try bagging your clippings. More sun too. You watering?
Maybe because that 70lb dog
It always is
Gonna go out on a limb and say you are cutting way too much grass at a time. Letting it somewhat over grow and then cutting it way down is a sure fire way to piss it off. I’d definitely rake up the clippings you have there.
Next time you mow, set the mower deck up so you’re only taking off maybe a 1/3 blade length.
Not always! 🙂
Piss
Because you’re not over there fucking it up
Cutting too short. Also needs more iron and fertilizer
Because you just cut it?
Cut it about 5mm below what you actually want, then raise your hoc up to where you want it and start cutting it there every week. The lawn will come up to the blades and you’ll see the green stuff instead of the brown.
Also, bag it
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Because the grass is always greener on the other side.🤣🤣🤣 I’ll see myself out.
That’s just the rule. Grass is always greener.
Cutting too short
Angle of refraction. Move over there, and the grass on the other side of the fence will look nicer. Works with cars, jobs, boats and wives too.
Based on the grass on the patio you aren’t cutting every 5 days.
You have cut enough at once you’re getting into thatch and fragile portions of the younger blade growth. It probably grows slower on the other side of the fence if it the sun has enough time on it in the heat of the day drying out the ground.
Always has been 🔫
Your dogs piss likely isn’t helping.
Grass is a narrow leafed plant best viewed from an angle.
Maybe the soil composition is softer and allows the mower to sink deeper thus cutting too short.
Because the chicken crossed the road….
Maybe because yours grew to tall and you cut the shit out of it. Lots of grass debris in the pic
Because you have big clumps of cut dead grass all over the top of yours
Ask Erma Bombeck.
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Because it always is!
Ive heard it always is -badumtss
Grass is always greener on the other side.
Isnt that always the case?
It’s a known, indisputable fact that the grass always looks greener on the other side.
Always is
1. Sharpen your mower blades
2. Mow more often
3. Fertilize
4. Water
Dog
That goat is eating all your greens.
Just came here because I saw the inevitable responses
Remove the fence!
The grass is always greener.