Allow me to introduce to you Zilker Botanical Gardens flashiest and loudest hot boirds of summer.
• Northern Cardinal: the diva bro
• Carolina Wren: loudest under 2 oz
• Blue Jay: loudly judging me
• Carolina Chickadee: my tiny hype man
• White-eyed Vireo: glitchy robot bro
• Lesser Goldfinch: little sunbeam chaser
• Summer Tanager: throaty firecracker
• Black-crested Titmouse: punk rocker
by Abtarep
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This is hilarious! Merlin is one of my favorite apps.
Thank you for this! I’ve been going on YouTube trying to differentiate a different bird calls I’m hearing in my backyard.
Merlin has been trying to convince me there’s a Great Horned Owl and a wild turkey in my woods. I just started using it, how accurate is it in general? For the record, I see the ones here all the time and it picks those up accurately. It also heard a hawk and we do have a hawk pair in our woods.
But I’m really having trouble buying the owl/turkey.
Where my bunting at!?

I need to get myself some binoculars so I can go do some birding in Austin. I have the Merlin app which I think is good for a brand-new birder but I need some help seeing these lil birbs way up in the trees
Do I parse that you (or Merlin) caught all those in 4 minutes? Nice!
Indeed, a veritable rogues gallery of rascally ranconteurs.
Summer Tanager is fire.
My coworker and I, back when we were both park rangers, came up with a list of common songbirds and their affiliations:
Northern cardinal: lawful evil (territorial, attacks cars)
??? neutral evil
House sparrow (not pictured): chaotic evil (self-explanatory, the Ed Gein of songbirds)
Lesser goldfinch: lawful neutral (flocks, eats seeds, well-behaved)
Carolina wren: true neutral (always just kinda there)
White-eyed vireo: chaotic neutral (who knows what they’re up to)
Carolina chickadee: lawful good (flocks, mobs predators)
Summer tanager: neutral good (solitary, pretty, eats bees & wasps)
Blue jay: chaotic good (gregarious, mobs hawks but also imitates them to scare off other birds)
Would love recommendations for neutral evil songbirds