Did I accidentally tie up my monstera’s “face” to the moss pole instead of her “ass”?

by WhyAreYouItchy

15 Comments

  1. LuckyPikachu

    This really needs to be posted as is to r/houseplantscirclejerk. Sorry I don’t know how to do it myself. They would love your post.

  2. Sufficient_Turn_9209

    You planted the face on the pole… it’s doing a face plant… it is now a face(less) plant…

  3. Pretty-Search230

    Much happier but turn the pot around so it’s facing the sun

  4. Is a pole needed for monstera? Wondering if my monstera is growing wrong

  5. Newdiotnot

    lol, I just got up to go check my own plant, and yep. I too have the moss pole on the wrong side of the plant. Thanks for this post Op

  6. IAmTakingThoseApples

    Omg nothing like a bit of houseplant BDSM to start my week

  7. twophonesonepager

    Monstera bondage 101, ass always bound to pole

  8. Lindorie_82

    Glad you were able to fix it. Thank you for this title it almost fully cured my very persistent migraine ❤️🥰😘 that is a lovely little monstera, may she grow huge in your care 🪴

  9. feverlast

    Mffmph, mmmphmpmhhhh pfbbmmph!

    I hope that helps.

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