Are your garden accessories a source of shame? It’s possible.
Plastic gnomes, pink flamingos, and, even worse, MAGA signs are only the beginning. Surely you’ve heard about the scourge of knockoff Versailles planters among the hedgerows of East Hampton and the David Austin rose gardens of Nantucket? Sold everywhere from Wayfair to Restoration Hardware, they’re as common as counterfeit Birkin bags—and equally embarrassing.