His leaves are just a little funky.

by ohmylauren

21 Comments

  1. teejayiscool

    My monstera adansonii.

    I love esqueletos, but Adansonii I got in a mystery pack just does NOTHING for me.

  2. JustpartOftheterrain

    Whatever the shamrock plant is. I cannot keep one alive, period

  3. Ghostlitgarden

    Cast iron plant. You’re supposed to be unkillable why do you keep dying

  4. Thatsmyredditidkyou

    String of anything.

    They will die if you look at them wrong or give them a bad vibe.

  5. I totally get what you mean! Sometimes a plant just doesn’t quite hit the mark, even if it’s supposed to be a “favorite.” Those leaves do look a little funky, but hey, at least you’re honest about it! What’s your top favorite then?

  6. Powerful-Ad3677

    I have a string of turtles that is ruining my life 😭

  7. my philodendron silver sword. it’s been struggling to stay alive for a year now. deep down I wish it just finally died

  8. Dancing_Radia

    Monstera deliciosa, all cultivars. They just get so big and take over a space. They don’t make sense to me as an indoor plant, especially in apartments, but I see many apartment dwellers growing them all the time! I guess I’m not a giant leaf kind of gal.

  9. inhabitshire77

    Zzz plant. Grow like crazy but they are ugly, not sure why I bought them 😔

  10. Either_Locksmith_632

    Cathalea 🥰  so beautyfull    there my first and a challenge so i hear

  11. Lavender_Haze-

    Mother of Thousands… as the name implies they have thousands of babies and get everywhere! I hate them!

  12. JaylaMacLaren

    My Epipremnum pinnatum marble, I can not get it to grow at all. I’ve had it for 7 months and it’s just slowly dying *sigh*.

  13. Physical_Menu_8591

    Calathea! They’re so tricky to keep happy!

  14. r3dditr0x

    I can only hope that, while you folks have this conversation, you make sure you’re not within earshot of your disfavored plants!

  15. MouseBouse8

    I had a calathea a few years ago that died from me looking at her wrong. So when I got another one as a present last October, I figured it would just die soon, I just water it from time to time waiting for the day. However… That mf is still alive and I dislike it so much!

  16. IrradiatedMouse

    Sansevieria anything. They’re just so boring.

  17. simmesays

    My philo pink princess. She is not pink. She’s just ugly. She falls over.

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