This is the perfect excuse to do the whole garden over! And I hope nobody was under this car when it came in for a landing…
pixel_pete
You’ve heard of the Chelsea Chop, now get ready for the Pennsylvania Pummeling!
Posaquatl
So how does one get rid of invasive Altimas? Is there a natural predator or something? Do I need to rely on spray or manual removal? Why anyone would plant these invasive cars is beyond me.
worksafe_Joe
It’s always an altima.
SHOWTIME316
instead of fixing it, you should just sow seeds around the fallen bricks once the Altima fucks off. give it a real sick ruins vibe.
im sure code enforcement would love that
Plastic-Bedroom5843
Beautiful garden next to a bando, PA plates, bad driver in an Altima… has to be Philly.
Plane_Feed_8771
I thought this was the St Louis subreddit for a sec. Folks have a thing for driving into buildings round here for some reason. If it’s a cop, they drive into historic black churches or gay bars.
slophoto
They are now.
A-Plant-Guy
“Sir, you can’t park here.”
Turn it into a planter 😁
milee30
It actually looks like cool modern sculpture. The red is always a nice accent color to your native plants, maybe they’ll leave it?
Any-Grapefruit-937
This needs to be posted on r/nissandrivers
basketcasestudy
Thought this was the jerk version of the subreddit at first
Comfortable_Peak_604
Aw man I felt so sad to see it at first but your humor about it is relieving
beermaker1974
for sure an invasive species
Tylanthia
Wow that’s awful. I hope the driver is ok and they will fix your garden.
While they appear destructive, Altimas are actually ecosystem engineers. They alter the flow of water in a landscape and create opportunities for new growth in cleared areas.
Look, I KNOW they are invasive, but the suv that volunteered in my yard a few years ago also took out some of the arborvitae, so was it really that bad?
dewitteillustration
Still not as aggressive as trumpet vine
mlnstwrt
This at least feels more accidental than weed whacking neighbors ..?
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“Altimas are not native” took me right out.
This is the perfect excuse to do the whole garden over! And I hope nobody was under this car when it came in for a landing…
You’ve heard of the Chelsea Chop, now get ready for the Pennsylvania Pummeling!
So how does one get rid of invasive Altimas? Is there a natural predator or something? Do I need to rely on spray or manual removal? Why anyone would plant these invasive cars is beyond me.
It’s always an altima.
instead of fixing it, you should just sow seeds around the fallen bricks once the Altima fucks off. give it a real sick ruins vibe.
im sure code enforcement would love that
Beautiful garden next to a bando, PA plates, bad driver in an Altima… has to be Philly.
I thought this was the St Louis subreddit for a sec. Folks have a thing for driving into buildings round here for some reason. If it’s a cop, they drive into historic black churches or gay bars.
They are now.
“Sir, you can’t park here.”
Turn it into a planter 😁
It actually looks like cool modern sculpture. The red is always a nice accent color to your native plants, maybe they’ll leave it?
This needs to be posted on r/nissandrivers
Thought this was the jerk version of the subreddit at first
Aw man I felt so sad to see it at first but your humor about it is relieving
for sure an invasive species
Wow that’s awful. I hope the driver is ok and they will fix your garden.
Big Altima Energy right there.
Thats some big altima energy right there
I thought this was r/fuckcars at first.
They’re definitely native to Philadelphia.
ALWAYS an Altima
Why is it always an Altima?
https://www.reddit.com/r/NissanDrivers/
While they appear destructive, Altimas are actually ecosystem engineers. They alter the flow of water in a landscape and create opportunities for new growth in cleared areas.
https://preview.redd.it/qkd08fm7cvcf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22696dd941e141f5eae4de3dc3a9619b5ed02e19
Look, I KNOW they are invasive, but the suv that volunteered in my yard a few years ago also took out some of the arborvitae, so was it really that bad?
Still not as aggressive as trumpet vine
This at least feels more accidental than weed whacking neighbors ..?
https://preview.redd.it/co6fz5z1ivcf1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c97bb9884756f3e76be85309938c42e6877b7f
This is indeed west philly! Couldn’t pull the weed out by hand.