Tho it’s pretty cringe to see his walking pattern. He wasn’t going to get even coverage even if he had the best spreader known to man. He just kinda walked wherever he felt like it seems.
TheFeshy
It’s like a reverse crop circle!
NoCoFoCo31
My guy could have had the best spreader on the planet but with how bad he half assed it, it was always gonna look like shit.
Drunk-TP-Supervisor
Needs to worry about building a deck off the back of the house. The back of the house with no deck is worse than the yard.
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JoeMagnifico
Makes me wonder how these people vacuum as well. Do they just hit random spots where they see something or what…
RetiredReindeer
This was the day he found out he was colourblind.
Snooobjection3453
Wonder what he used on it?
FULLPOIL
We all learn the hard way
LocationTechnical862
Drunken Style
Puzzleheaded_Pipe979
Weird pattern, but that sliding glass door to nowhere is more concerning. unless that’s just a big ass window.
3_Times_Dope
He admired your lawn and wanted his nice looking, too. Go be a good neighbor and teach him some stuff. 🤣🤦🏽🤷♂️
CrankyOldDude
Bravo at the NSFW tag, Op. 😂
pixel8knuckle
If his goal was to make the lawn a little more green he did!
TakingTheEast
He did…. In some areas
PM_ME_UR_COFFEE_CUPS
My neighbor did this. I tried to helpfully tell him what the issue was but he decided to blame the builder for putting in bad sod :/
I wish I could get through to him. Neighbor if you are there please ditch the Scott’s spreader
someguyfromsk
He succeeded! There IS a little more green.
johnnyg08
It’s a little more green.
funkyk0val
there legit needs to be a class action lawsuit against this company and that owner for whatever that spread pattern is.
zidave0
How much did they drink before? 🤣
wemetroids
Dang I miss basements
ThatsABitPersonal
Looks like they hired/used a “professional” company ilike Tru Green that comes in to fertilize with a tank truck and a giant hose. That hose is then drug through all that chemical and then Saturates the grass it lays on fertilizing it to the extreme, leaving that dark green lined pattern.
Glad_Detail7312
It’s like a drunk was pissing fertilizer while stumbling.
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Scott’s spreader strikes again!
Tho it’s pretty cringe to see his walking pattern. He wasn’t going to get even coverage even if he had the best spreader known to man. He just kinda walked wherever he felt like it seems.
It’s like a reverse crop circle!
My guy could have had the best spreader on the planet but with how bad he half assed it, it was always gonna look like shit.
Needs to worry about building a deck off the back of the house. The back of the house with no deck is worse than the yard.

Makes me wonder how these people vacuum as well. Do they just hit random spots where they see something or what…
This was the day he found out he was colourblind.
Wonder what he used on it?
We all learn the hard way
Drunken Style
Weird pattern, but that sliding glass door to nowhere is more concerning. unless that’s just a big ass window.
He admired your lawn and wanted his nice looking, too. Go be a good neighbor and teach him some stuff. 🤣🤦🏽🤷♂️
Bravo at the NSFW tag, Op. 😂
If his goal was to make the lawn a little more green he did!
He did…. In some areas
My neighbor did this. I tried to helpfully tell him what the issue was but he decided to blame the builder for putting in bad sod :/
I wish I could get through to him. Neighbor if you are there please ditch the Scott’s spreader
He succeeded! There IS a little more green.
It’s a little more green.
there legit needs to be a class action lawsuit against this company and that owner for whatever that spread pattern is.
How much did they drink before? 🤣
Dang I miss basements
Looks like they hired/used a “professional” company ilike Tru Green that comes in to fertilize with a tank truck and a giant hose. That hose is then drug through all that chemical and then Saturates the grass it lays on fertilizing it to the extreme, leaving that dark green lined pattern.
It’s like a drunk was pissing fertilizer while stumbling.
Technically it is a little more green.
https://preview.redd.it/2fwny0232saf1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e934f4366ed0fe66418890f35551146554fa0bd0