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a time traveler and his wife are having arguments lately because he doesn’t want kids and she does After a particularly rough argument he gets so mad that he jumps into his time machine and vanishes A day later he shows back up His wife confronts him asking where he’s been and he tells her he jumped 9 months into the future He says “You’ll never believe it but you’re having a baby.” And so is the neighbor too Delighted she asks “Well what are their names?” The neighbor’s kid is named Jacob he says She chirps “What a lovely name What about our kid What’s his name?” And he looks her in the eyes hands her divorce papers and says “Jacob