(All jokes aside, is there any soil left in that pot? 😂)
Gleebed
It feels like I’m looking at gore
MarlenHamsic
Lmao amazing
LootleSox
Y no leaves
yo_papa_peach
Stunning
EvlMidgt
😐😐😐😐
Awkward-Low-4250
Aww
weary_bee479
It’s the baby leaf on the tip for me, like girl is really trying here
Informal_Bag8193
How… How is that…. Is she trying to kill it?
They are so adaptive to different environments and so simple to grow
JojoBebeDoo
She knows it’s not a herb, right?😜
Noonesbuisnes
Ummmm….
UnpopularChopstick
I really hope this isn’t a reflection of how she takes care of you
StopTheMeanness
😂
SnooRabbits5754
There’s always a person who hears I’m into plants and is like yeah my pothos is like 12 feet long, I’ve had it for years, I love plants! and then u go to their house and it looks like that and they look at you expectantly waiting for your praise and admiration.
Eloquently_Unsocial
Sometimes it’s better to cut and propergate than try and save it as it is.
Hot-Attorney-4542
I have one that kinda looks half like this?
Like it’s 12 ft but 6 ft is covered in leaves and the other is just a vine lol. I love him ❤️
DiddleMyTuesdays
That poor thing
asscheeks4000
Wrap it in the pot with new soil so get the nodes to root and it’ll be fuller 😂
LLNNGGSS
„Pothos“
String with some leafes
koffeekrystalz
r/houseplantcirclejerk
ballsackmcgoobie
How did this even happen? Please beg her to chop and prop and then give that thing adequate light. Pothos are hard to kill.
HauntedOryx
This is when you chop it to bits and make babies!
Complete-General-955
Optimal_Section6506
My husband would have trashed that a long time ago. I must admit we are both kind of “plant snobs” having worked in the Interiorscape industry for years. He was the installer and warehouse manager. I was route supervisor and tech. I would routinely cut a vine way back to encourage new growth. That vine could be cut up and rooted. Then planted for a whole new plant.
SmokeEvening8710
LOL how on earth
Top-Tart7835
Doooooddddddeeeeee, what did she do to it?! It use to be a plant… now it’s just a stick nailed to the wall…
Electronic-Present25
Criminal!
Accurate_Monk_3793
oh my god 😭
VFTM
“Kill meeeee”
sidebag
Sad, they grow so easily if given a chance
she_slithers_slyly
Epipremnun minimalissimum
Officebadass
Potho* theres not enough leaves for it to be plural lol
laneymg
This makes me a lil sad. I would’ve probably done the same when I was younger and still new to gardening, because you just want it to be long enough so it can drape around the room. But the lack of leaves means it’s not really doing that well, but Pothos are extremely forgiving plants. If she cut it back and propagated the good cuttings, she could make a much healthier, fuller plant. And since it’s a Pothos, it couldn’t be easier to do, and it will fill in pretty quickly. That pot is also way too small to handle the length of vining she clearly wants. A bigger pot with fresh soil, some houseplant fertilizer diluted by half, and maybe a tablespoon of Epsom salt, would do wonders for this plant.
igotnothineither
Time to cut that thing up and make baby pothos
chargedtuna
Time to start over dude
doni-kebab
Pothetic
saranghaemagpie
She has no home! She is homeless! She was never taken out of her plastic container. Her soil has eroded. I am astounded she has the will to survive.
Buy potting soil, give her food, give her a bigger pot. She will thrive asap.
Poor girl.
_leica_
Kmsa35
The new growth is sending me. Homie is trying it’s damndest to survive 😭
EmoPociejek
Dont marry her, trust me.
Consistent-Flight-20
Jesus Christ. Put that thing out of its misery.
taiwal
Your girlfriend’s stem is lovely
FlamingDragonfruit
Dear god, it’s trying
Friendly_Engineer_
Poorthos
Technical-Mind-3266
I thought it was a cable left behind from wall mounted TV
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“My pothos is 12 feet long 💅”
(All jokes aside, is there any soil left in that pot? 😂)
It feels like I’m looking at gore
Lmao amazing
Y no leaves
Stunning
😐😐😐😐
Aww
It’s the baby leaf on the tip for me, like girl is really trying here
How… How is that…. Is she trying to kill it?
They are so adaptive to different environments and so simple to grow
She knows it’s not a herb, right?😜
Ummmm….
I really hope this isn’t a reflection of how she takes care of you
😂
There’s always a person who hears I’m into plants and is like yeah my pothos is like 12 feet long, I’ve had it for years, I love plants! and then u go to their house and it looks like that and they look at you expectantly waiting for your praise and admiration.
Sometimes it’s better to cut and propergate than try and save it as it is.
I have one that kinda looks half like this?
Like it’s 12 ft but 6 ft is covered in leaves and the other is just a vine lol. I love him ❤️
That poor thing
Wrap it in the pot with new soil so get the nodes to root and it’ll be fuller 😂
„Pothos“
String with some leafes
r/houseplantcirclejerk
How did this even happen? Please beg her to chop and prop and then give that thing adequate light. Pothos are hard to kill.
This is when you chop it to bits and make babies!
My husband would have trashed that a long time ago. I must admit we are both kind of “plant snobs” having worked in the Interiorscape industry for years. He was the installer and warehouse manager. I was route supervisor and tech. I would routinely cut a vine way back to encourage new growth. That vine could be cut up and rooted. Then planted for a whole new plant.
LOL how on earth
Doooooddddddeeeeee, what did she do to it?! It use to be a plant… now it’s just a stick nailed to the wall…
Criminal!
oh my god 😭
“Kill meeeee”
Sad, they grow so easily if given a chance
Epipremnun minimalissimum
Potho* theres not enough leaves for it to be plural lol
This makes me a lil sad. I would’ve probably done the same when I was younger and still new to gardening, because you just want it to be long enough so it can drape around the room. But the lack of leaves means it’s not really doing that well, but Pothos are extremely forgiving plants. If she cut it back and propagated the good cuttings, she could make a much healthier, fuller plant. And since it’s a Pothos, it couldn’t be easier to do, and it will fill in pretty quickly. That pot is also way too small to handle the length of vining she clearly wants. A bigger pot with fresh soil, some houseplant fertilizer diluted by half, and maybe a tablespoon of Epsom salt, would do wonders for this plant.
Time to cut that thing up and make baby pothos
Time to start over dude
Pothetic
She has no home! She is homeless! She was never taken out of her plastic container. Her soil has eroded. I am astounded she has the will to survive.
Buy potting soil, give her food, give her a bigger pot. She will thrive asap.
Poor girl.
The new growth is sending me. Homie is trying it’s damndest to survive 😭
Dont marry her, trust me.
Jesus Christ. Put that thing out of its misery.
Your girlfriend’s stem is lovely
Dear god, it’s trying
Poorthos
I thought it was a cable left behind from wall mounted TV
Its time to cut and propagate
Please, turn off the life support. 😂