Saw my neighbour spraying something on the grass last week. Must’ve been grass killer and just ruined it all.

by dilan_patel

30 Comments

  1. MrRikleman

    Maybe, some weed killers will kill back the grass, but it’s not dead. As long as it doesn’t kill the roots, it’ll be back in no time.

  2. Time to fertilize your lawn, put chelated iron, and water well.

    “If any of my competitors were drowning, I’d stick a hose in their mouth and turn on the water. It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I’ll kill ’em, and I’m going to kill ’em before they kill me. You’re talking about the American way – of survival of the fittest.” – Ray Croc

  3. Whisker-biscuitt

    I so desperately now want to see a post from your neighbor stating, “WHAT’S GOING ON WITH MY LAWN???” 😄

  4. RIDDL3MYST3RYENIGM4

    Would love to see your neighbour post this:

    “Why is my neighbours lawn better than mine?” 🤣🤣🤣

  5. hounder07

    Maybe he’s getting ready to plant clover and wildflowers.

  6. maybelaterimtired

    My next door neighbor did this too, there’s a perfect line of brown death at the property edge.

  7. What a dick neighbor you are. Let me guess you felt bad wanting to post this on Facebook so you came to Reddit… lol

  8. Radical_Ren

    He nuked it. Must be doing a full renovation. /s

  9. imtourist

    A guy in my area did this as well and I feel bad for him. Nice family, takes care of his house, garden and lawn and just overdid it one time. He’s probably is living with despair and anger with himself each time he comes home.

  10. lurkersforlife

    Maybe all the dead spots were just the weeds and his grass was fucked up 🤔

  11. Adorable_Wolf_8387

    My neighbor annihilated his lawn a few years back with a dethatcher. Looked great the next spring.

  12. Monstarrzero

    He’s got a fucked up yard, You didn’t have to shame the man in the internet too. /s. 😝😝😂😥

  13. the_kid1234

    Neighbor did this unintentionally, then learned about renovations and had a very nice lawn the next season after he seeded it in the fall.

  14. langshabang

    This guy 100% fucked up his lawn and went on his neighbors porch to pretend it’s not his lawn to see how to fix it

  15. historiansrule

    That looks like a bunch of urea was spread on that grass

    ![gif](giphy|fjtoV2yqsWNRS)

  16. That looks intentional, opposite side of the yard looks dug up as well. Wonder if they are doing a full re-landscape & swapping to a rock front yard, or redoing the sprinkler system and starting from scratch.

  17. ahhh123214

    Might be prepping to do some lawn Reno’s, I use lawn killer to start off with so it kills it off at the roots, and I have a genuine fresh start

    Depends if they had a really strong grass type

  18. fckthecorporate

    This has to be NOVA based on the houses and proximity lol

  19. My parents had some FOB Chinese neighbours that confused rock salt for fertilizer and excitedly told my dad that he fertilized their grass for them.

  20. BubbleNucleator

    Saw a video about the benefits of rock salt on the lawn, used table salt instead.

  21. Fit-Boysenberry-3127

    Does the worm from beatlejuice live there

    ![gif](giphy|EqzCBNyjIfonC)

  22. degggendorf

    Tell him that he needs to work on his coverage, he missed a few spots.

  23. Objective_Jello2190

    Can’t even kill his grass properly……missed a few spots…..lololol

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