my dad came to visit me for the first time since I moved out he looked around and said “It’s way too clean in here.” “You living with a girl?” I laughed “no Dad i just started cleaning.” He raised an eyebrow then he opened the fridge “three types of milk almond oat and soy.” “Yeah definitely a girl.” I said “I’m just trying to eat healthy.” He didn’t say anything but I could feel the judgment a few days after he left my roommate who is a girl came up to me and said “Hey since your dad visited I can’t find my haird dryer i’m not saying he took it but it’s gone.” I messaged him “Dad not saying you took her hair dryer but it disappeared after you left.” He replied “I’m not saying you’re dating your roommate but if you are she’ll probably want it back before her
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Almond and soy milk arent healthy
I didn't hear even one form of milk. Just nut juice for fancy hippies. Literally can't milk an oat, almond or soy bean
The joke don't make sense wtf it's not even funny
Son is not dating his room mate, the son is just gay.
almond, oat or soy milk is not healthy. especially for men.
Where's Pluto….
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I hate you for cutting that tree
why lie?
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It was the guy's moth3er and she left a ladle on the bed he supposedly wasn't sharing with a girlfriend.
Old joke.
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This is an old story about a ladle left in the house keepers bed
Soy … read up son.
Nonsensical nonsense.
Gay milk
Awesome โค๐๐๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ฎ
either that or he's probably gay๐
Stupid
Clean like a coke house?
Legend
Your son is gay!
Now that a clever Dad.
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And now he knows
If you were eating healthy, you wouldnt dare drink soy and almond milk. Toxic
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Not me just watching him cleaning the garden ๐
Lol
So , the son is a liar !
So cringe when they ruin a joke
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Soy milk. Beta.
I wish people didn't commercialize on other people's pain. Anyone who talks about such a painful subject should treat the subject with kid gloves and show the utmost compassion for other's pain.