Wanted dead or alive.

by medfordjared

36 Comments

  1. loki_cometh

    Deer are by far the worst offenders in my meadow. And it’s not even close.

  2. Bismuth_von_Pherson

    Rehomed these guys to the nature preserve down the road earlier. Normally fine to let them munch the coneflowers, but I had to peel one out of the dog’s mouth, so it’s for their safety 😀

  3. Not accurate enough for our area: lacks Deer and Voles.

    Ergh.

  4. Tumorhead

    my neighbors can have some treats its ok. i didn’t want wild strawberries anyway :,)

  5. FlyMeToUranus

    The squirrels tore out my milkweed the other day. They just dug up and gnawed through the base of the plants at the root and threw them on the ground. I’ve never wanted to wring their furry little necks more. The milkweed was FINALLY flourishing and made some serious progress in growth.

  6. canisdirusarctos

    Nah, I want some Tamiasciurus douglasii squirrels to take up residence. The invasive Sciurus carolinensis, on the other hand.

    I suspect some of those nasty Sylvilagus floridanus rabbits defoliated some plants, so those can also take a long hop off a short pier.

  7. Unpopular unaskedfor opinion – the last two years I’ve gotten lucky with rabbits and deer “Chelsea chopping” my asters and it works out beautifully

    I’ve got a couple acres to work with so I’m planting more and more every year and I figure they can’t eat it all!

  8. Totalidiotfuq

    Bitch deer munched my mulberry last night

  9. A-Plant-Guy

    I dunno, their presence is mostly normal. Yeah they eat stuff. And other stuff eats them 🤷🏻‍♂️.

    Once we had a plethora of established plants, no one plant got over-eaten, except our creeping phlox and smooth aster. Those are apparently favorites. But the plants return every year anyway. So 🤷🏻‍♂️.

  10. infinitemarshmallow

    I posted a few weeks ago about animals watching me while I worked in the yard. After I finished dividing and transplanting some yarrow, the crow that was watching me came through and plucked most of them out of the ground 😭 I managed to replant and save them though. Jerk.

  11. MassOrnament

    Surely I’m not the only one who is doing this simultaneously for these critters and for my own enjoyment?

  12. sotiredwontquit

    Squirrels have dug up my planters every day for a month. This is the worst year in over a decade. I’m using repellents. Vicks vapor rub is next. I’m sick of replanting every planter, every damn day.

  13. This is why I’m working on an owl box. Feel free to live in terror again you godless cretins.

    EXTERMINATUS NOCTUA

  14. Feeling-Success-385

    Voles are what have broken my heart. I had half my plants not come back in one bed after winter.

  15. ittybittybroad

    My neighborhood is riddled with feral cats that insist on shitting in my garden. The least they could do is take out the squirrels. Freeloaders.

  16. lifeisabowlofbs

    The secret is having stuff out that they want more. My rabbit friends prefer my leafy greens, carrot tops, and the dandelions that are in the grass. I don’t get veggies, but at least they leave my perennials alone. My squirrel friends scrounge around at the bottom of the bird feeder. Sometimes I toss them some peanuts if they ask nicely.

    It the deer who eat everything indiscriminately.

  17. HitGrassWinSalad

    How could anyone look at a chipmunk and want it dead? I personally garden for the intention of supporting wildlife, even if it means the occasional plant gets eaten to the ground. My plants bounce back and they’re part of a food web.

  18. ReynardTheFox2

    Bunnies in the front yard, rat snake in the back 🫣

  19. crunchwrapesq

    Chucks are the worst because they’re not even cute.

    But rabbits have been getting after everything , even “rabbit resistant” plants, plus digging out a burrow right under one of my tickseed and surely condemning it to death

  20. LadyoftheOak

    I planted a large pot full of old bulbs. It’s covered in chicken wire and held down with clamps. I put a wired cloche over my sunflower seedlings bc I know the bush tigers will dig them up!

  21. Reading_Tourista5955

    I caught a fix squirrel cleaning my gutter guards from all the maple whirligigs. Chippies are picking them off the ground. The deer are now browsing the cut down buckthorn. I say put them to work!

  22. BiteyKittenRawwwr

    I love every single one of them!
    This was a surprising post.
    I thought I must have stumbled into the vegetable gardening sub.

  23. froggyphore

    I didn’t mind groundhogs until this year when five moved into my backyard. Over the course of three days I went from a strong start to spring to $200 of fruit trees girdled and defoliated and every single indoor start eaten, even the ones on my porch. As well as all my early emerging outdoor native perennials I’ve spent the last few years cultivating killed (not “pruned,” killed, they have not come back) I threw smelling salts in their burrows and have had less problems since. Absolute wretches

  24. mermaidtitty

    This is kind of a weird take to me….why would I be upset that the native fauna is eating the native flora…isn’t that the whole point?

  25. Comprehensive-Bank78

    I allied with the local backyard birds via being water access (hose) and giving them worms and bugs if find while gardening. After watching me yell at and defend the yard from a squirrel, they have started to gang jump the poor thing on sight including the neighbor grackles from down the way. I almost feel bad for the thing bc he will step foot into the yard and is instantly jumped by 4 robins, a flock of house sparrows, 6 house finches, and like 8 grackles and the odd blue jay occasionally who decides he wants blood more than bird eggs. Idk if this is sound advice though or realistic to achieve.

  26. makinggrace

    I haven’t seen a rabbit here (rural Iowa) in a few years. It’s so sad. 😞 Raccoons, we have those in abundance and they don’t eat plants as much as they play with them usually.

  27. Much-Asparagus-7920

    get some of the bitter spray stuff they use for animal wounds to spray on them. most say plant safe, its nontoxic, just tastes bad. should work!

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