I asked my wife and two dogs if they would please only walk in the tire tracks and follow the direction the grass is laying to preserve my lines. Wife said I was being “unreasonable” but I disagree. Has this relationship run its course?
by Live_Championship530
38 Comments
They said they’ll follow your lines once you clean out your gutters 😉
Best to accept that you can’t control everything, and enjoy what a gorgeous back yard you have. Looks great for gatherings.
Where’s Ashton Kutcher hiding? We are being punked, right? 🤦🏼♂️
Beautiful
Seems reasonable. Next Reddit-approved steps are NC, divorce, and restraining order.
Got in the roof for the picture, but not to clean the gutters.
She’s getting everything in the divorce. Plus alimony.
You’re a nice guy, I wouldn’t let my family walk on that lol
Time to cut ties bro
I want to know what happens between your wrought iron fence and your neighbor’s wooden fence.
You shoulda asked if they would rebroom what they mess up
Sweet root flare too…I think that’s what it’s called. Looks awesome all around.
Install a pool, and then ask the dogs to only swim on the swimlanes.
Wife > grass. You’re unreasonable mate.
Fuck that’s a nice yard. So private too.
I think I’m growing tired of city living.
You can’t complain about the path taken until you put in a walkway that everyone, including yourself, refuses to use.
Nice fucking yard
Did you ask the dogs nicely?
I showed my wife this post while laughing so hard.
Beautiful yard, by the way. I’m envious!
I asked my wife, daughter and boys (amstaff and sheprador) the same thing. Wife looked at me like I was crazy, daughter agreed. Then I let the boys out front and they ran around like psycho’s 😑
You let them walk on the grass?
Unreasonable
Question regarding raised garden beds – did you put any weed barrier under the rocks of you raised beds? Backyard looks great btw!
Dude, it looks great, but its only grass, in the end it means nothing.
Besides, your wife has breasts, your grass doesnt…..🤷♂️🤷♂️
YTA. Oh sorry, wrong sub.
Whatcha got growing in those raised planter boxes by the storage building?
Very nice looking. Keep it up.
You really need to get your priorities in order. It’s a lot easier to find another wife than find another yard.
Divorce is the only logical answer. You and your lawn deserve better.
Nice deck, Chet!
Is it a sin to covet another’s lawn?
The three Hostas look lonely… would fill that whole area with 20 + Hostas and some Japanese forest grass (hakonechloa). Lawn looks good, just ask the dog and the wife to drag a broom behind them…
I think the dogs can be trained. Wify seems to want to go in a new direction. When she leaves, make sure she walks on the tire tracks.
Btw Beautiful yard.
Tie a broom to the back of your wife and child when they walk and then mow stripes to match
Beautiful yard sir
Wow, stop flexing in Reddit and start that damn fire 🔥😁
I wish your gutters got the same love and treatment