Coffee, chilli and wooden forks.
Now what can I plant there this late that won't cost a fortune?

by Charrun

25 Comments

  1. GreenPandaPop

    I reckon a cat could walk through those forks entirely unimpeded.

  2. Picticious

    Also if you bury rose bush clippings just under the soil, they won’t trust where to stand and will stop shitting there completely ❤️

  3. Miserable-Print-1568

    I use twigs, old rose cuttings and bamboo canes at this time of the year otherwise I have cats come and dig up my freshly planted plants lol

  4. InternationalLemon26

    You need to just fence the crops off. My tomato planter used to be a communal litter tray, but not anymore.

  5. Malt_The_Magpie

    I’ve been using barley straw from rabbits, not had cats pooping at all. Keeps the weeds down as well!

  6. therealtimwarren

    Motion activated sprinkler works wonders. No harm. Cheap and effective. They will learn to avoid the area within a week and then you can remove it.

  7. CatProdder

    Fruit peels would probably have more success? Cats can’t stand citrus.

  8. SonOfGreebo

    Yeah, you need to cross cross the stakes like caltrops. Plant some biennials dor next year! 

  9. IntelligentDrink8039

    They absolutely hate tin foil ,Cats and aliens
    Don’t ask how I know that but it’s true.

  10. Fat_Ninja1

    A cat will shit on top of every fork just to show you it ain’t bothered

  11. Himantolophus1

    I covered a border with teasel stems one year (prickly as fuck) and they still managed to get in between them and crap. only thing that stops them is not having bare soil (or mulch).

  12. Birdman_of_Upminster

    The cat will laugh in the face of this. I used some wire netting that I creatively cut to make a forest of upward facing spikes.

    The cat laid a turd right on top of it as if it was a bed of nails. It was the clearest case of an animal saying a metaphorical ‘f-you’ as I’ve ever seen.

  13. kwikasfuki72

    Lol good luck with that. Loving the comments on this issue!

    But seriously, that won’t be much of a deterrent to a cat. They will literally poo there just to say f u.

    Water sprinklers work that are motion activated.

    My mum used to put a 2l plastic drink bottle filled with water down (all covering removed). Apparently the glint from the bottle is enough to put them off.

    I tried with a CD hanging off a shrub and had similar luck. Not sure how it worked in the night, but didn’t have any poo.

  14. We tried the garlic paste stuff. Then the garden smelt of garlic and cat poop

  15. Citrus peel and oil seems to have done the job for me

  16. FinchMandala

    Catnip and catmint stopped them from pooping in my garden as they hate pooping where the good smells are.

  17. Male urine will keep them away. Not the nicest solution but it works.

  18. Themelonmash

    I’ve had success in my front garden flowerbeds with pepperdust and those bamboo kebab sticks. The pepper is the most efficient as any animal with a nose will be too busy sneezing to do anything else. Don’t plant those ‘cat shoo’ plants (coleus canina), they smell awful any time you touch them… but cats will ignore this.

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