My neighbors think I’m insane using a broom, but it’s hard to argue with the results (Washington D.C., 7a)
I have a DIY roller for the mower, but it’s heavy and hard to maneuver on a small lawn. So the broom method it is. This community is the only reason it looks this good, so cheers. (Washington D.C. 7a)
My wife also thought I was insane when I did this last year. It didn’t turn out as nice as OP, but still very noticeable compared to non-broomed.
Frunobulax-
Maybe attach the broom head to your mower somehow, and save yourself some work
e46croissant
Damn that grass THICC
confused_boner
I approve.
If you had attached it to the back of your mower with some weights no one would be questioning you, so I don’t get the hate.
End result is the same either way, better even with your method.
SnooDucks875
It’s fire you’re onto something 👀. I feel like you can invent something to do this and patent it
A-minooooooor
Oh that is sexy. Mine probably think I’m crazy too because I rake my clippings across the grass after I’m done cutting.
54fighting
It can be both.
showmenemelda
Hey this is completely normal. The schizophrenic man living out of his pickup was shoveling/bagging dirt from the sidewalk and lot he was squatting next to. Good to keep busy!
/s i kid i kid. It looks nice. Jelly of your nice level, lush lawn.
dried_cranberries
Sometimes it takes a bit of insanity to
BoSox92
If that’s all the lawn you have I would absolutely be doing that too
cage-n-sparkle
Sometimes I’ll put the bag on & essentially use mower like vacuum. I know my neighbors think I’m a little atypical. Totally fine with it though as are both of my next door neighbors because I usually do their yards too 🤣 I’m sure if I start using your broom technique they’ll think I’m certifiable. Can’t wait to try it
Hot-Register-7993
It’s not insane if it works.
sheezy520
Sure you could use a regular broom, but why risk an accident?
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Turbulent_Impact_651
Things you do so the wife things your being productive
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You are insane.
Looks amazing. Fescue? Keep it up!
You are insane
https://preview.redd.it/us8otlul9l2f1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42577ab6611b8eb5a5fac9a4b353cae28067e7e5
Are you ok, bro?
Looks great! I’ll do it after 11pm😂
THIS WORKS?! I have a very small lawn which doesn’t really justify a roller, but I totally have a broom.
How long does it stay striped with the broom finish?
I also did this once and looked insane in front of my neighbors.
You’re quite possibly insane, but if you were my neighbor, I’d want to sabotage you too 😄
Looks great. How long does it take to “sweep” your lawn? I wonder if I could DIY a roller behind my mower using a broom head?
Great results, I would have never thought it would work until seeing this.
What’s goin on with the edge between sidewalk and grass? Is that plastic I see?
Looks good, I would talk shit if I saw you with a broom but only because it’s fun 😁 I do “weird” stuff all the time and talk shit about it too.
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Attach that broom to the back of the mower
My wife also thought I was insane when I did this last year. It didn’t turn out as nice as OP, but still very noticeable compared to non-broomed.
Maybe attach the broom head to your mower somehow, and save yourself some work
Damn that grass THICC
I approve.
If you had attached it to the back of your mower with some weights no one would be questioning you, so I don’t get the hate.
End result is the same either way, better even with your method.
It’s fire you’re onto something 👀. I feel like you can invent something to do this and patent it
Oh that is sexy. Mine probably think I’m crazy too because I rake my clippings across the grass after I’m done cutting.
It can be both.
Hey this is completely normal. The schizophrenic man living out of his pickup was shoveling/bagging dirt from the sidewalk and lot he was squatting next to. Good to keep busy!
/s i kid i kid. It looks nice. Jelly of your nice level, lush lawn.
Sometimes it takes a bit of insanity to
If that’s all the lawn you have I would absolutely be doing that too
Sometimes I’ll put the bag on & essentially use mower like vacuum. I know my neighbors think I’m a little atypical. Totally fine with it though as are both of my next door neighbors because I usually do their yards too 🤣 I’m sure if I start using your broom technique they’ll think I’m certifiable. Can’t wait to try it
It’s not insane if it works.
Sure you could use a regular broom, but why risk an accident?
Instead use my newly patented Lawn Striping Broom! Now for a limited time only $99.99!
Things you do so the wife things your being productive
That works?

https://preview.redd.it/k63cq1afil2f1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=480f3f211ccb9b0dcf93c9f055c604a8a8a98d12
Only crazy if it doesn’t work.
Do it with a roller pin next