My wife was gifted this 6-8 years ago when it was only a few inches tall. Flowering for the first time. Dead growth on top is where it tried a few weeks ago and failed.

by soup_r_ted

36 Comments

  1. Delicious-War-5259

    Holy shit, healthy ecosystems hate to see her comin

  2. penguigeddon

    Oh god it’s awful. I love it, looks like if H.P Lovecraft designed a Christmas tree

  3. JohnnieLouHansen

    I worked in a greenhouse in high school and these things grew (as weeds) amongst the pea gravel that all the other plants sat on top of. I was always picking these things out and throwing them in the trash. Little prolific evil things. Like roaches.

  4. Severe_Airport1426

    I’ve never seen one in flower before

  5. yourcatssecondlife

    Coolest plant I’ve seen in a looong time

  6. PerfectionismSucks26

    All it’s missing is some ornaments and an angel on top

  7. zeptillian

    I just looked at this picture, now they are sprouting out of every pot I own.

  8. crethe6100

    Someone tried to give me one and after I read about it, I put it in a plastic bag, tied it up and threw it in the trash!!

  9. DizzyList237

    I thank you for being a responsible plant owner by keeping this beast indoors. 🙏🤣🤣🤣

  10. vvhillderness

    looks like something from the movie Annihilation.

  11. RatRacerEg6

    Does it accept sacrifices? Do you have any official worship hours? What is the name of this terrible plant god?

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