Pee everywhere of course. Usually easier to apply fertilizer. Urea in urine, feeds the lawn.
tainttoaster
Get to peeing
No_Foundation5091
Pee. Pee everywhere. Complete chemical analysis on your urine from a local chemical testing lab to then have their Quality Assurance team match it?
MrNoodleIncident
You pointed out that the center died, and that’s because you “burned” it with too much nitrogen. The surrounding circle got a lower dose, which was enough to feed it and cause it to grow so much. Seems that you have pretty consistent aim.
Difficult-Rush-1431
Write something cool.
fractal324
Drink more water and “helicopter”?
Pleasant_Character28
You’ll cover more ground if you rig up a 4-way garden-hose-splitter for your johnson. Then attach sprinklers to each of the hoses.
akgup
You could set up a Facebook marketplace advertisement requesting people to swing by and pee in your yard.
hogua
Put down some fertilizer – specifically nitrogen.
1sh0t1b33r
You know what must be done.
turdbugulars
Run around yard doing the helicopter while peeing.
ptrichardson
after following the advice to pee on my compost, I thought “why not test on the lawn” last year.
Once a week I put about a pint of pee in a watering can, and watered one strip of the lawn. Lo and behold, within a few weeks that stripe was head and shoulders better than the rest of the lawn.
It works
Its free
Why not?
SuperFrog4
Pee parties. Have a bunch of friend over and have them go to the bathroom outside. In fact if you take out your toilet all together and just do everything outside you will get both nitrogen and manure.
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nitrogen
Pee everywhere of course. Usually easier to apply fertilizer. Urea in urine, feeds the lawn.
Get to peeing
Pee. Pee everywhere. Complete chemical analysis on your urine from a local chemical testing lab to then have their Quality Assurance team match it?
You pointed out that the center died, and that’s because you “burned” it with too much nitrogen. The surrounding circle got a lower dose, which was enough to feed it and cause it to grow so much. Seems that you have pretty consistent aim.
Write something cool.
Drink more water and “helicopter”?
You’ll cover more ground if you rig up a 4-way garden-hose-splitter for your johnson. Then attach sprinklers to each of the hoses.
You could set up a Facebook marketplace advertisement requesting people to swing by and pee in your yard.
Put down some fertilizer – specifically nitrogen.
You know what must be done.
Run around yard doing the helicopter while peeing.
after following the advice to pee on my compost, I thought “why not test on the lawn” last year.
Once a week I put about a pint of pee in a watering can, and watered one strip of the lawn. Lo and behold, within a few weeks that stripe was head and shoulders better than the rest of the lawn.
It works
Its free
Why not?
Pee parties. Have a bunch of friend over and have them go to the bathroom outside. In fact if you take out your toilet all together and just do everything outside you will get both nitrogen and manure.
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