Care instructions for my pelargonium seem a little… extreme. 👹

by GhostSquidd

9 Comments

  1. Oak-Smoked-Salmon

    Would’ve thought gardening could nurture the soul. Turns out it’s witchcraft 2.0 🪄

  2. You have to plant them in soil from a cemetery.

  3. CityCentre13

    Plant them in Dark Souls 3 then praise the sun 🌞

  4. SiriusBlack99999

    You need to plant them in the Well of Souls which is in Jerusalem. Better get a move on.

  5. OutlandishnessHour19

    You need to ask Death for some of Binky’s manure

  6. Danglyweed

    The old boy next door was always telling me plants need music to grow.

    Yer plant just wants a bit of soul music.

  7. I’m more interested in “Propagation without a licence is illegal”. Imagine the old bill booting down your door because you took a cutting of your pelargonium.

  8. yayatowers

    My soul is utterly drained, and it’s only Wednesday.

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