
So I went away for a month and left my plant inside to be watered by my housemate. I came back last night and it looked terrible. I only bought the plant 6 months and ago and it's my first ever plant. my siberian housemate said that if we take the plant outside, it would chill out. It now looks like that… I panicked more than I should have according to my Siberian housemate.
Is it going to be okay? Please help. 1 don't trust him. Also I think it's some sort of plantcicle now. I'm not too sure? Sorry, I know I'm a bad plant dad š
by GlowingSage

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importance of being siberian?
this is quite funny to see a parody of the other post about the French hahahaha
I thought I left the houseplant circle jerk sub lmao. Just saw that dude with the untrustworthy French roommate get roasted lmfao
Is Siberian housemate from Siberia by any chance?
Probably best to assume your Siberian housemate knows more about this stuff than you.
How did you not know this would happen?!
Have you tried foil?
I need to know the nationalities of all your roommates in order to help solve this problem
Put it in the microwave on defrost. Just use the guide to determine the time based on how many ounces it weighrs
Wtf lol
I got a good laugh out of that post and OPās subsequent explanation that, well, he had several housemates of various nationalities and the French one is the one who killed his plants. As if we all came into this with background knowledge about him and his roommates.
Well done, I doff an imaginary cap.
I understood that reference
clearly overwatered
Is thisā¦. HPCJ ?

Who was your roommate again?
r/houseplantcirclejerk

Have you tried sticking it in rice?
/r/houseplantcirclejerk is spilling! š±š¤£
Bro I deadass just finished laughing at the French housemate debacle just to scroll for .2 seconds and come across this! Im dying š¤£š¤£š¤£