I put up barb wire or electric, he just walks through it

I put up cattle fence, he jumps over it.

Never tries to leave, just ruins my flowerbeds

His names Simón Bolívar

by Boeing-B-47stratojet

9 Comments

  1. 7FreckledSoul

    Awe. Mr. Trouble Maker…. I’ll take him!

  2. Professional_Ad7708

    Today’s problem is tomorrow’s dinner.

  3. KlassySassMomma

    Plant him a flower garden in his pin then, damnit! 😜 Sorry I’m no help lbvs Just here to smile at the bright side, at least he isn’t running off!

  4. Leather-Brief3966

    Put a giant pot and fire on your property and point at him with a wooden spoon in your hand every time you see him walking over.

  5. TurnDown4WattGaming

    What’s the voltage, the thickness of wire and the rated joules on the electric fence? Is it well grounded, ie three grounding rods at least 6 feet long fully driven into the ground with at least 10 ft between each rod?

    Are you using the earth as the neutral wire or running separate neutral wires as part of the fence? How high is the fence?

  6. RitaAlbertson

    I think you need to change his name to Ferdinand.

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